Phillip: "Hat seine Zündkerze geglüht?"
Karen: "Hä?"
Phillip: "Ob du ihn hochbekommen hast?"
Karen: "Hast du schon mal Billiard mit 'nem Seil gespielt?"
Karen: "Hä?"
Phillip: "Ob du ihn hochbekommen hast?"
Karen: "Hast du schon mal Billiard mit 'nem Seil gespielt?"
Phillip: "Did he pitch a tent?"
Karen: "Huh?"
Phillip: "Did you make him hard?"
Karen: "Ever try to play pool with a rope?"
Karen: "Huh?"
Phillip: "Did you make him hard?"
Karen: "Ever try to play pool with a rope?"
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