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Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.

Jugend, SexJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Sex Education
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Prison sentences are a lot like penises. If they're used correctly, even a short one can do the trick... is a rumor I have heard.

John Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Mandatory Minimums
 
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Home improvement stores are a lethal combination of everything that can ruin a relationship: Spending money, reconciling tastes, long-term planning and fluorescent lighting.

John Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Home Depot Commercial
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9 out of the top 10 drug makers spent more on marketing, than they did on research. Drug companies are a bit like highschool boyfriends. They're much more concerned with getting inside you, than being effective once they're in there.

HighschoolJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Marketing to Doctors
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Das einzige Problem ist, dass Budweiser einer der Hauptsponsoren der FIFA ist. Und die verkaufen ein Produkt, welches sie nach wie vor hartnäckig als 'Bier' bezeichnen.

The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling 'beer'.

BierJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, World Cup Excitement
 
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Mexico... or as you may know it: Spicy Canada.

MexikoJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight
 
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