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Zitate und Sprüche von John Oliver

[..] weiter zu einer unschönen Geschichte über ein Schamhaar in einer Cola Dose. Das widerlichste, was man in einer Cola Dose vorfinden kann - abgesehen von Pepsi.

[..] to an infamous story about a pubic hair in a coke can. Which is the most disgusting thing you could possibly discover in a coke can - other than Pepsi.

ColaJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight), Workplace Sexual Harassment
 
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Senior citizens, the people who stay active by playing shuffleboard, going on walks or performing their hit-song 'I can't get no satisfaction' in front of packed arenas around the world.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight), Guardianship
 
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Generally, Balls are to the human body what 'Starz' is to a cable package: It comes with it, we understand that, but it's not nice to look at and nobody really knows what to do with it.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight), Guardianship
 
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Germany... where the national motto is, "let's stick to the present, shall we?"

DeutschlandJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
 
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America is the country that gave you Star Wars, you're welcome. And scientology, we're sorry about that. Sometimes what's great and terrible about us is just impossible to seperate.

USAJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight), Trump vs. The World
 
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Sein Ansatz ist 'Amerika zuerst!' Außenpolitik ist wie Sex. Wenn du lautstark ankündigst, dass du vor allen anderen kommst, hast du Schwierigkeiten, Partner zu finden.

His approach is 'America first!' Foreign affairs is like sex. If you loudly announce that you will always come first, you're going to have trouble finding partners.

Donald TrumpJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight), Trump vs. The World
 
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Griechenland... das Land, das Geld ausgegeben hat wie ein Rapper, dessen Buchhalter Nicolas Cage ist.

Greece... the country that spent money like a rapper whose accountant is Nicolas Cage.

GriechenlandJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
 
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Greenland is icy, distant and semi-autonomous. It's exactly Trump's type.

Donald Trump, GrönlandJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
 
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Gefängnisurteile sind wie Penisse. Gut eingesetzt, klappt es auch mit einem Kurzen... habe ich mir sagen lassen.

Prison sentences are a lot like penises. If they're used correctly, even a short one can do the trick... is a rumor I have heard.

Penisse, GefängnisseJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight), Mandatory Minimums
 
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Das einzige Problem ist, dass Budweiser einer der Hauptsponsoren der FIFA ist. Und die verkaufen ein Produkt, welches sie nach wie vor hartnäckig als 'Bier' bezeichnen.

The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling 'beer'.

Bier, FIFA (Verband)John Oliver (Last Week Tonight), World Cup Excitement
 
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Mexiko... oder wie ihr es vielleicht nennt: Scharfes Kanada.

Mexico... or as you may know it: Spicy Canada.

MexikoJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
 
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