Der Zirkus ist wieder in der Stadt. In Washington startet das zweite Impeachment Verfahren von Donald OJ. Trump.
The circus came back to town in Washington for the second impeachment trial of Donald OJ. Trump.Donald TrumpJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Februar 2021
Trump's leaving office with his lowest approval rating yet. It's down to 29%. Which, for someone who recently incited a insurrection to overthrow the government isn't bad. Honestly, what would he have to do to get below 20%, Eat the constitution? Trump has the lowest average approval rating of any president in the modern era. The only one to leave office with a lower rating than that was Kevin Spacey.Donald TrumpJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Januar 2021
Wenn Martin Luther King heute noch leben würde, würde er sich vermutlich die Nachrichten ansehen und sagen, "lasst mich euch das mit meinem Traum nochmal erklären."
If Martin Luther King were alive today, he would probably watch the news and go, "let me be more specific about this dream I had."Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Januar 2021
When someone with a beard attacks us, we tap phones, we invoke travel-bans, we build walls we take care of every possible precaution to make sure it doesn't happen again. But when an American buys a gun and kills other Americans, then there's nothing we can do about that? Second ammendment, I guess. Our forfathers wanted us to have AK-47s is the argument, I assume.WaffenJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, vom 03.10.2017
Apple is believed to be partnering with American Express on a new mobile payment system, that would replace carrying credit cards around. That way, you can lose your naked pictures and all your money in one easy step.AppleJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!
They have a new high-end iPhone called the iPhone 5S. The 'S' stands for 'shut up and give us your money'.AppleJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!
This is about as close as America gets to having a royal baby; Apple unveiling a new iPhone.AppleJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!