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James „Jimmy“ Christian Kimmel ist ein US-amerikanischer Comedian, Autor, Produzent und Moderator von Talk- und Gameshows.

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When someone with a beard attacks us, we tap phones, we invoke travel-bans, we build walls we take care of every possible precaution to make sure it doesn't happen again. But when an American buys a gun and kills other Americans, then there's nothing we can do about that? Second ammendment, I guess. Our forfathers wanted us to have AK-47s is the argument, I assume.

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Apple is believed to be partnering with American Express on a new mobile payment system, that would replace carrying credit cards around. That way, you can lose your naked pictures and all your money in one easy step.

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They have a new high-end iPhone called the iPhone 5S. The 'S' stands for 'shut up and give us your money'.

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This is about as close as America gets to having a royal baby; Apple unveiling a new iPhone.

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So langsam habe ich das Gefühl, dass Apple nur noch Produkte auf den Markt bringt, um zu sehen, ob wir irgendetwas nicht kaufen.

I feel like at this point, Apple's releasing products, just to see if there's anything we won't buy.

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