Niemals sage ich meiner im neunten Monat schwangeren Frau, dass ich ihre Vertretung objektiv gesehen attraktiv finde. Ich sage auch meiner zweijährigen Tochter nicht, dass gewalttätige Videospiele mehr Spaß machen. Ist zwar so, aber hilft das weiter?
I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.
Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 8 Episode 7Pam: "Jim und ich hatten nie Sex im Büro und so bleibt das auch in Zukunft."
Jim: "Ja, außerdem ist das Büro auch kein sehr romantischer Ort."
Pam: "Außerdem haben wir etwas, was die anderen nicht haben - ein Eigenheim und ein Bett."
Jim: "Und ne Dusche."
Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."
Ich hab' in Sachen Megadeals einen echten Lauf. Ich denke, das kommt daher, dass ich CeCe füttere, denn so sehr sie sich auch wehrt, die Karotte muss rein. Und wenn schon ein Baby glaubt, Karottenbrei wär' besser als Möpse... dann bin ich 'n Verkaufsgenie.
I am on the first hot sale streak of my life. I think it all comes from feeding CeCe, because no matter how much she resists, I sell her those carrots. Let's be honest - if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob... I can pretty much sell anything.
Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 7 Episode 9Michael und Jan scheinen irgendwie ihr eigenes Spielchen zu spielen und das heißt, "was können wir alles tun, um das Fremdschämen der Gäste zu steigern". Und die beiden gewinnen.
Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game and it's called "let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests". And they're both winning.
Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 4 Episode 9Dwight: "Second Life ist kein Spiel. Es ist ein Multi-User Virtual Environment. Da gibt's keine Punkte, keine Treffer, keine Winner oder Loser."
Jim: "Klar gibt's da Loser."
Dwight: "Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores. It doesn't have winners of losers."
Jim: "Oh, it has losers."
I've got three cases of imported beer. Karaoke Maschine. And I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party.
Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 9Dwight: "Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts."
Jim: "Done."
It's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiancé. Right?
Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 7Dwight: "Where is my desk? This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional."
Jim: "Okay. Well, you're the one who lost the desk."
This is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head.
Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 5Everything Dwight does annoys me. And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that would get me arrested.
Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 4Jim: "Last night on 'Trading Spouses', there's...- have you seen it?"
Pam: "No, I have a life."
Jim: "Interesting. What's that like?"
Wenn ich gehen würde, wo sollte ich dann diesen ganzen unnützen Quatsch in meinem Kopf lassen? Den Tonnenpreis von Manila Ordnern?
If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders?
Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 1