Zitate und Sprüche von Jared Goff

Next week, at home, at our place, against whoever the f*ck wants to come in here.

You're good enough for f*cking Detroit, Jared Goff!

Another f*cking hot team that we knocked off. That's two, alright? We got two to go!

This team is going to take on the identity of this city, and this city's been down and it's found a way to get up. We're going to kick you in the teeth. We're gonna get knocked down and on the way up, we're going to bite a kneecap off. Before long we're going to be the last one standing. Any loss that we take, we're going to feel the full pain from it and not be numb to it.

I don't think we're going to be able to do it, but I would love to literally just have a pet lion on a big-ass chain. We just walk around the building, we go out to practice, we're in 7-on-7, we're behind the kicker when he's kicking.

There's no turds here. There's no bad guys. These guys work now.

In this house we say "please", "thank you", and "Go Lions!"

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.

Finally, the Super Bowl has come back to Los Angeles. It is time. Time for a team to unleash a soul-crushing, unrelenting defense, a head-spinning onslaught of an offense and take care of unfinished business, right here, right now. Ladies and gentlemen, the champions of the NFC... your Los Angeles Rams!

Look, I'm not carrying your toilet paper around. I'm not gonna wipe your butt. You're gonna wipe your own butt. You handle it and I'll treat you like men until you prove otherwise.

I could go on and on about my support for Kirk Cousins, and I feel fortunate to have been able to work with a guy like that.

Scott Hanson: "If it comes down to it, Brock. It's late in the fourth quarter, are you prepared to disappoint Taylor Swift?"
Brock Purdy: "Yes."

We're not done, dawg, I want three!

Patrick Mahomes is my GOAT!

I love these guys right here. The men that we just won this thing with, family forever, baby. I couldn't be more proud of you guys. We get a chance to do it three times in a row!

Congrats to the Kansas City Chiefs, MVP Patrick Mahomes, Coach Reid, Travis Kelce, Chris Jones, Mecole Hardman, and the rest of the champs for another Lombardi Trophy. Grace under pressure.

It's definitely a blessing, but you don't think about it a ton, because once you win the AFC Championship game - now you're in the Super Bowl and you're focused on that game.

Your laugh is the reason your parents never tickled you growing up.