Zitate und Sprüche von Janeane Garofalo

Ich finde, es gibt nichts Mutigeres, als als Erster zu küssen.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

Männer dürfen älter werden. Männer dürfen zunehmen. Männer dürfen schrullig aussehen.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.