"Jake: 'It means 'sexually transmitted disease'.'
Charlie: 'I know what STD's are!'
Alan: 'Your uncle helped invent them.'
Jake: 'You know, they can be prevented by using a condom.'
Charlie: 'I know we could have prevented you by using a condom. Now we gotta use a hammer.'
Jake: 'I don't understand.'
Charlie: 'Go get me a hammer, and I'll show you.'
Jake: 'Okay.' [walks out]
Charlie: 'You must be so proud.'
Jake: 'Ballpeen or claw hammer?'
Alan: 'Do me a favour. When he comes back, just do it.'"