A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?
American Dad - Staffel 10 Episode 14
Stan, we can't have a grown woman acting like a child in our house. This ain't no Disney Channel.
American Dad - Staffel 11 Episode 3
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When I think of a Baltimore Raven, what I think of is you go in there, we take your lunch box, we take your sandwich, we take your juice box, we take your applesauce and we take your spork and we break it. And we leave you with an empty lunch. That's the Baltimore Raven way, that's the bully way and that's football.
Steve Smith (als Spieler bei den Baltimore Ravens)
1Meine Güte, du bist doch Amerikaner. Denk doch nicht über die Konsequenzen nach. Spreng was in die Luft!
Waffen töten keine Menschen, Menschen töten Menschen! Waffen beschützen Menschen vor Menschen mit kleineren Waffen.
Stan Smith in American Dad - Staffel 1 Episode 14
1There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...
Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar... that's gonna cost me $7!
Stan Smith in American Dad - Staffel 10 Episode 11
Oh, I love your religion... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.
Roger das Alien in American Dad - Staffel 5 Episode 9
Roger: "I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird shit."
Steve: "Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?"
Roger: "I'm a Taco Bell man."
Steve: "Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?"
Roger: "I'm a Taco Bell man."
Stan Smith in American Dad - Staffel 11 Episode 15
Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.
When I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.
Stan Smith in American Dad - Staffel 11 Episode 20
I’m gonna go hit the sack, and then probably go to bed.
Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world, because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!
Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!
I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.
Ah, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.
Boil water? What, am I a chemist?
Stan Smith in American Dad - Staffel 1 Episode 18
The new Pixar movie, Clothes. It’s about the secret lives of clothes. John Ratzenberger plays a tie.
In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.
Roger das Alien in American Dad - Staffel 12 Episode 22
Hier geht es nicht um Gut oder Böse, es geht um Macht - und wem es erlaubt ist, sie zu nutzen.
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