I've always had live audiences.
With 1,000-seater venues, rather than 5,000-seaters, there are richer opportunities for sucking the audience in.
I had a very happy childhood, happy teenage years and I was famous by the time I was 22. A charmed life.
Something that has been important to me is never to repeat myself, never to go back.
I don't have moments of weakness. I'm Rik Mayall.
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Jemanden wegen seiner Herkunft zu kritisieren ist völlig irrational und dumm. Aber es ist das gute Recht eines jeden, die Religion anderer zu kritisieren. Das nennt sich Freiheit.
Ich habe mir schon immer mehr Gedanken um Dinge gemacht als nötig.
Mr. Bean ist eigentlich ein Kind, das im Körper eines Erwachsenen gefangen ist. Und weil man sich überall auf der Welt auf die gleiche Weise mit Kindern identifiziert, kommt er auch überall gut an.
Die glücklichste Ehe wäre die Verbindung zwischen einem tauben Mann und einer blinden Frau.
Lord Melchett: "Ah, Blackadder, talking to yourself, I see."
Blackadder: "Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation."
Blackadder: "Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation."
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Mrs M, if we were the last three humans on earth, I would be trying to start a family with Baldrick.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Baldrick, I want you to take this and go out and buy a turkey so large, you'd think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me - and THIS pencil.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
There hasn't been a war run this badly since Olaf the hairy, King of all the Vikings, ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of last year's Mr Madman competition.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Your brain is so minute Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Pitt the Younger: "I intend to put my own brother up as a candidate against you."
Blackadder: "And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye?"
Blackadder: "And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye?"
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Lord Flashheart: "Enter the man who has no underwear. Ask me why."
Others: "Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash?"
Lord Flashheart: "Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on."
Others: "Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash?"
Lord Flashheart: "Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on."
Lord Flashheart in Blackadder
Baldrick: "I have a plan, sir."
Blackadder: "Really, Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?"
Baldrick: "Yes, sir."
Blackadder: "As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?"
Blackadder: "Really, Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?"
Baldrick: "Yes, sir."
Blackadder: "As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?"
The suspect has his head placed upon a block, and an axe aimed at his neck. If the man is guilty, the axe will bounce off his neck. If the man is not guilty, the axe will simply slice his head off.
Baldrick: "I love my mum."
Blackadder: "And I love chops in sauce but I don't seek their advice."
Blackadder: "And I love chops in sauce but I don't seek their advice."
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Oh, Edmund. I do love it when you get cross. Sometimes I think about having you executed, just to see the expression on your face.
Queenie in Blackadder
Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Samuel Johnson: "This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language."
Blackadder: "Every single one, sir?"
Samuel Johnson: "Every single word, sir."
Blackadder: "Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities."
Blackadder: "Every single one, sir?"
Samuel Johnson: "Every single word, sir."
Blackadder: "Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities."
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing "subtle plans are here again".
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
I've often thought a blind man could find his way through London simply by gauging the changes in innuendo: mild through Trafalgar Square, less veiled towards the river.
Louis Bayard - Mr. Timothy
Ich habe nichts gegen Orlando, auch wenn es natürlich deutlich wahrscheinlicher ist, dort erschossen zu werden, als in London.
Ich vermisse London nicht sonderlich. Die Stadt ist riesig, immer voll und es ist schwierig, herum zu kommen. Taxis sind extrem teuer.
London. The beating heart of England.
England ist meine Heimat. London ist meine Heimat. In New York fühlt es sich so an, als würde ich ein Jahr lang in einer unvertrauten Umgebung leben. Es ist eine sehr schöne, um darin ein Jahr zu verbringen, aber am Ende werde ich auf jeden Fall wieder nach Hause gehen.
Mode braucht frisches Blut und London ist der kreativste Ort dafür.
Schau dir London oder Paris an: beides sind schmutzige Städte. So etwas findet man in Tokio nicht. Die Einwohner sind stolz auf ihre Stadt und sorgen sich um sie.
Rowan Atkinson
London
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