Du bist 'n Mensch und ich bin 'n Monster. Ist wie Faschings Dienstag, nur an nem Freitag.
You're human and I'm a monster. It's like freaky friday but on a tuesday.
Jonathan in Hotel Transsilvanien - 4: Eine Monster Verwandlung
"Was ist das für ein Essen? Das beißt ja!"
"Das ist unser Menü mit Biss."
"Das ist unser Menü mit Biss."
I always thought the worst thing ever would be seeing you go, but the worst is seeing you unhappy.
Dracula
Human blood is so fatty and you never know where its been.
Dracula
Jonathan: "Are these monsters gonna kill me?"
Dracula: "Not as long as they think you're a monster."
Jonathan: "That's kinda racist."
Dracula: "Not as long as they think you're a monster."
Jonathan: "That's kinda racist."
Jonathan
Armor: "Sir, sir, we have an urgent plumbing issue."
Dracula: "Plumbing?
Armor: "There is a clogged toilet in room 348."
Dracula: "It's okay, we all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot."
Dracula: "Plumbing?
Armor: "There is a clogged toilet in room 348."
Dracula: "It's okay, we all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot."
Dracula
Dracula: "No, honey, you're too young."
Mavis: "I'm a hundred and eighteen years old."
Mavis: "I'm a hundred and eighteen years old."
Mavis
Speaking of awesome, that cape thing is killing it!
Jonathan
Welcome to Hotel Transylvania. It's a place I built for all those monsters hiding from the persecution of humankind, a place of relaxation and tranquility.
Dracula
Ever since she was born I've wanted to protect my little ghoul so I created a place where all monsters could be safe, from them! This is Hotel Transylvania. All of our monster friends are right here, the Mummy, Wayne the Wolf and your Uncle Frank's dropping in too.
Dracula
