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As long as we have memories of them, our loved ones are always with us.

All pretty things have thorns.

Life isn't so fair for all of us. Some spend their whole lives on unpaved roads, while some run at full speed only to reach the edge of a cliff.

There's no manual for dating. Just follow your heart!

Who cares if the wind blows a bit when we're in the same boat?

They say when you lose a loved one, you should mourn plenty. If not, or else, the grief travels all through your body, and it bursts later.

When parents pass away, children who regret the most cry the most.

You learn the most by putting yourself in other people's shoes.

Money and success aren't the only valuable things in life. It's happiness, self-contentment, world peace, and love.

Look around yourself closely, and you'll realize that you're surrounded by many precious things.

There are too many variables in this world, and they're beyond our control.

My parents gave their all to have me in this world, so I must do my best to find happiness.

Labor is a good thing. It makes a person nice and simple.

Du-sik, you should eat.
No matter how hard life gets, one should still eat.
Ever since you were a child, you've been living with a broken heart,
and the only thing I could do for you was cook you food.
You ate the food I made and grew so tall.
You have no idea how proud I was of you.
Du-sik, do you remember what you said to me?
You said that the best thing a parent can do for their child
is staying healthy.
It's the same with parents.
It tears our hearts out when our children are in pain.
Du-sik, you are my son and also my grandson.
Don't you ever forget that.
Du-sik, people should live among other people.
Life may seem like a burden to you at times,
but if you choose to be among others,
just like you did for me,
someone will carry you on their back.
So Du-sik, stop locking yourself up in your house,
eat the food I made, and come out to see us.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.

I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.

I'm sorry, but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.

Seriosly, I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just... genetic.

I kind of have no choice. I gotta find Frank. Get him sober and ready to appear in court. He's like my sad-ass Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Lanier: "Your body is a temple, Carl, and you only want to put things in it that are natural."
Carl: "Like fists? I saw it in that movie."

You're like a f*cking cockroach, able to live anywhere and feed off anything.

Kate: "Fishing? Gonna use your tiny dick as a worm?"
Frank: "I've caught some big whales with this little worm. Yourself included there, Moby."

You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.

Too many Gallaghers in the world already. Instead of passing rubbers out at your school, they should be passing them out at your house.

Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.

Ethel: "One day the entire family will be reunited in the Garden of Eden."
"Oh, like heaven?"
Ethel: "No, it's in Missouri."
"Oh. Eden's got a lot of methheads."

That's the Gallagher sperm. Ambitious, relentless. Everything we're not once we're born. Like heat-seeking, baby-making missiles. Won't be long before the country's nothing but Mexicans and Gallaghers.

Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."

V: "You always pick p*ssies!"
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."

I'm gonna beat you like a piñata till candy flies out of your ass!

Clare: "Thank you. God loves you."
Veronica: "Yeah, if that were true, he'd have made me white and rich."

Every day you wake up breathing, you should be coloring me a note of gratitude that the half of you that came from me wasn't spooged on your mother's neck, but instead was guided by yours truly to get up inside of her to start the life of you.

Frank: "It's not sex if you can't remember it."
Kev: "Ha. Then you're a virgin, Frank."

Lip: "You really wanna get your ass shot off in some 'stan somewhere?"
Ian: "'Stan?"
Lip: "Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan."

You just made my boy parts get bigger.

Sheila: "Now, by sifting we separate and aerate those flour particles to make them absorb liquids better."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."

Frank doesn't have friends, only people he hasn't pissed off yet.

Karen: "Why do we help people we hate?"
Lip: "I believe we're just taking our cue from American foreign policy."

I am fed up with these pan-gender hermaphrodites who hate that human beings are a species with two distinct genders. It's like they've declared war on testicles. They wanna remove all the masculinity from the schools, fill the world with yogurt-eaters.

Oh, Warren, once again proving that Koreans are the Asian Jews.

We all have our phobias and school is mine. All of it. Textbooks full of falsehoods, teachers unions full of thugs, and tenured imbeciles who still use words like "irregardless".