Zitat aus GTA - Grand Theft Auto (San Andreas)

Zitat aus GTA - Grand Theft Auto (San Andreas)

Sweet Johnson: "You're dressed like a hooker!"
Kendl: "You two would know what a hooker looks like."
CJ: "You say that like it's a bad thing."

CJ in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

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Im Krieg werden die Jungen und Dummen von den Alten und Bitteren dazu verleitet, sich gegenseitig umzubringen.

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

Niko Bellic in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV

11

Ich verrate dir mal ein kleines Geheimnis: Der einzige Unterschied zwischen denen, die es versucht und geschafft haben und denen, die gescheitert sind, ist der Glaube an sich selbst.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

10

Selbstbewusstsein

Mit geballter Faust kannst du niemandem die Hand schütteln.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV

10

Arzt: "Natürliche Todesursache?"
Niko: "Klar. Eine Kugel im Kopf ist in dieser Stadt wohl die natürlichste aller Todesursachen."

Niko Bellic in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV

9

Kriminalität New York City

Wir können das Spiel wählen, Niko Bellic, aber wir können nicht die Regeln ändern.

You can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but you can't change the rules.

Dimitri Rascalov in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV

8

Roman Bellic: "I don't want to die, man! Not like this!"
Niko Bellic: "How would you like to die?"
Roman Bellic: "Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?"

Roman Bellic in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV

4

Gordon Sargent: "Kommst du mit oder müssen wir dich töten?"
Niko: "Nun ja, wenn das so ist... komme ich mit!"

Gordon Sargent: "So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?"
Niko: "Well, since you put it that way... I'm in."

Niko Bellic in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV

4

In den alten Zeiten sind wir vor Bomben geflohen, nicht vor Kredithaien.

Niko Bellic in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV

4

We own you. You're ours. We can shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand?

Officer Frank Tenpenny in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

1

You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

1

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Michael: "I'm trying to relate to you."
Jimmy: "No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche."
Michael: "Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial."

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Gen Y / Millennials

Lester: "It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive."
Michael: "You can't put a price on freedom."

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

CJ: "Can you shoot?"
The Truth: "Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!"

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

CJ: "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
Cesar: "Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business."

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

Tommy Smith in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

CJ: "You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?"
Woozie: "I'm blind, Carl... not stupid."

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

Grove Street. Home. At least it used to be until I f*cked everything up.

CJ in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

Packie McReary: "F*ck you, take the needle out your arm then tell me what to do."
Derrick McReary: "I'll let you tell me what to do, when you stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!"

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV

Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war. Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that may be going too far in this case.

Donald Love in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - III

Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?

Carl "CJ" Johnson in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

Lustige Beleidigungen

Respect has to be earned. Sweet - just like money.

Big Smoke in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

Go to college. Then you can rip people off and get paid for it. It's called capitalism.

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

I wanna say I love you and hug it out, but all that wimpy shit is, well - I'd say that its gay... but I have some friends who are gay. So, that's not cool anymore.

Jimmy De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Joe: "Stay outta this, you dumb Canadian!"
Trevor: "Oh, you just made this real easy for me."

Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

Karen Daniels in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

No, I think you're plenty stupid enough for both of us.

Tommy Vercetti in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - Vice City

Don't you ever not tell me things I wanna know!

Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Great. Seems like the marriage was at least profitable.

Niko Bellic in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Surviving is winning, Franklin! Everything else is bullshit! Fairytales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye! Whatever it takes, kid! Survive!

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels shit in my face.

Ken Rosenberg in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - Vice City

You, my friend have found your level in life. You've joined a society of morons called the police force!

Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster.

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

The Russians got bigger things to worry about than your genitals, believe me.

Mike Toreno in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

Now go. I need to meditate. Or m*sturbate. Or both.

Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Me, I'm not rational. I don't care if you're useful or not. I feel like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.

Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Don't blame me, blame society.

Carl "CJ" Johnson in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

I said "something nice", not "something expensive"!

Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

You're like every other asshole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.

Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Big Smoke in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

See ya 'round, Carl. Like a doughnut!

Officer Frank Tenpenny in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

Ultimately your brain will become cold, dead sludge - but in the meantime why not learn carpentry?

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