Zitate und Sprüche aus GTA - Grand Theft Auto

Hier findest du die besten Zitate und Sprüche aus Grand Theft Auto, auch bekannt als GTA, einer Reihe von Videospielen, das aus 7 Spielen und vielen weiteren Remaster- und Handheld-Titeln besteht: GTA: Vice City, GTA: Liberty City und GTA 1-5.

Zitate und Sprüche aus GTA - Grand Theft AutoBild-Quelle: Rockstar Games

Im Krieg werden die Jungen und Dummen von den Alten und Bitteren dazu verleitet, sich gegenseitig umzubringen.

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

KriegGTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, von Niko Bellic
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Mit geballter Faust kannst du niemandem die Hand schütteln.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

FriedenGTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV
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Ich verrate dir mal ein kleines Geheimnis: Der einzige Unterschied zwischen denen, die es versucht und geschafft haben und denen, die gescheitert sind, ist der Glaube an sich selbst.

SelbstbewusstseinGTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
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Arzt: "Natürliche Todesursache?"
Niko: "Klar. Eine Kugel im Kopf ist in dieser Stadt wohl die natürlichste aller Todesursachen."

Kriminalität, New York CityGTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, von Niko Bellic
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Wir können das Spiel wählen, Niko Bellic, aber wir können nicht die Regeln ändern.

You can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but you can't change the rules.

RegelnGTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, von Dimitri Rascalov
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Roman Bellic: "I don't want to die, man! Not like this!"
Niko Bellic: "How would you like to die?"
Roman Bellic: "Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?"

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, von Roman Bellic
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Gordon Sargent: "Kommst du mit oder müssen wir dich töten?"
Niko: "Nun ja, wenn das so ist... komme ich mit!"

Gordon Sargent: "So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?"
Niko: "Well, since you put it that way... I'm in."

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, von Niko Bellic
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In den alten Zeiten sind wir vor Bomben geflohen, nicht vor Kredithaien.

KapitalismusGTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, von Niko Bellic
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We own you. You're ours. We can sh-t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand?

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, von Officer Frank Tenpenny
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You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Michael De Santa
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Packie McReary: "F- you, take the needle out your arm then tell me what to do."
Derrick McReary: "I'll let you tell me what to do, when you stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!"

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV
 
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Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war. Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that may be going too far in this case.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - III, von Donald Love
 
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Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?

Lustige BeleidigungenGTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, von Carl "CJ" Johnson
 
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Respect has to be earned, Sweet - just like money.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, von Big Smoke
 
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Go to college. Then you can rip people off and get paid for it. It's called capitalism.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Michael De Santa
 
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Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, von The Truth
 
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I wanna say I love you and hug it out, but all that wimpy sh-t is, well - I'd say that its gay... but I have some friends who are gay. So, that's not cool anymore.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Jimmy De Santa
 
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Joe: "Stay outta this, you dumb Canadian!"
Trevor: "Oh, you just made this real easy for me."

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Trevor Philips
 
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Next, I'll have this thing so far up your a-s, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Karen Daniels
 
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No, I think you're plenty stupid enough for both of us.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - Vice City, von Tommy Vercetti
 
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Don't you ever not tell me things I wanna know!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Trevor Philips
 
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Great. Seems like the marriage was at least profitable.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, von Niko Bellic
 
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Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Michael De Santa
 
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Surviving is winning, Franklin! Everything else is bullsh-t! Fairytales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye! Whatever it takes, kid! Survive!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Michael De Santa
 
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I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels sh-t in my face.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - Vice City, von Ken Rosenberg
 
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You, my friend have found your level in life. You've joined a society of morons called the police force!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Trevor Philips
 
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You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Michael De Santa
 
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The Russians got bigger things to worry about than your genitals, believe me.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, von Mike Toreno
 
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Now go. I need to meditate. Or mast-rbate. Or both.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Trevor Philips
 
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Don't blame me, blame society.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, von Carl "CJ" Johnson
 
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Me, I'm not rational. I don't care if you're useful or not. I feel like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Trevor Philips
 
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If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Michael De Santa
 
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I said "something nice", not "something expensive"!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Trevor Philips
 
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I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Trevor Philips
 
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You're like every other a-hole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Trevor Philips
 
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I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, von Big Smoke
 
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I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, von Michael De Santa
 
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See ya 'round, Carl. Like a doughnut!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, von Officer Frank Tenpenny
 
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