Zitate und Sprüche von Graf Zahl

Ernie: "You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep."
Count: "‘Count Sheep?’ Who's that?"

Greetings it is I the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count things.

[Asked why he lives in a trash can] Well, the rent is cheap and I love trash, so I figured I would be close to it if I lived in a trash can myself.

Elmo thinks it's important to be kind because if you're kind to somebody, then they'll be kind to somebody, and it goes on and on and on.

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.

Bad days happen to everyone, but when one happens to you, just keep doing your best and never let a bad day make you feel bad about yourself.

Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.

Cookie is like high five for stomach.

Where there is life, there is hope.

Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?

It is I, your furry pal, Grover!

[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

If you keep practicing, you can do anything.

Me love to eat cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.

You'd be a grouch, too, if you lived in a trash can.

It's incredible where you can go with your imagination.

Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.

Sometimes me think, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "a friend is someone to share the last cookie with."

Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."