Zitate und Sprüche von George Costanza

Zitate und Sprüche von George Costanza

Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?

George Costanza in Seinfeld
 
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I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.

George Costanza in Seinfeld
 
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Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.

Geld & ReichtumGeorge Costanza in Seinfeld
 
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This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.

George Costanza in Seinfeld
 
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I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.'

George Costanza in Seinfeld
 
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