Zitate und Sprüche von Garry Shandling

Dr. Phil versteckt etwas. Warum würde er sonst seinen Nachnamen nicht benutzen?

Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?

Ohne Humor könnte ich nicht überleben.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.

But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.