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Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise.

I just use zeros and ones instead of words, 'cause words will let you down. But zeros and ones, never.

Guy: "He's just resting."
Buddy: "In pieces! That man is dead!"

Don't have a good day, have a great day!

Honestly, it's got me realizing, maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time.

Milly: "Guy, this world, it’s a video game. And it’s full of bad guys. We need you to be the good guy."
Guy: "I’m not going to be the good guy. I’m going to be the great guy."
Milly: "Okay. Well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity."

Guy: "Hey, Bud, do you ever think that there's got to be more?"
Buddy: "More than what?"
Guy: "The stuff we do, day after day. Being shot at, run over, taken hostage..."

When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment.

Crime sprees would be so much funnier if your get-a-way vehicle was Hodor from Game of Thrones.

Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.

A family having a picnic about two hundred yards downwind, ate like, half my Dad's ashes this morning.

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.

My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.

The "upside down Spider-Man kiss" is pretty embarrassing when the rope's 2 feet longer than planned. You should see my Dad's face.

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place.

I think every relationship is going to go through a few rough patches. Those are what make it stronger, I think.

I never took acting classes, but I knew I could do it based on the skill with which I lied to my parents on a regular basis.

Sometimes it's just enough to keep your body moving. I get depressed if I don't move.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

I'll look for the joke in things so that I don't look for the sadness and the grief.

It's bouta be 2022 and people are still mad about women in gaming?

Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes.

Yeah, this if my life. Sitting here having people pay to call me "chubby". Does that say more about me or about you?

You know you're dead to me when I remove the emojis out of your name in my phone.

If you hate me so much, why are you watching my stream for 5 hours straight?

Thank you for supporting me to the point where I consider anything more than that unnecessary. To anyone that was more generous- please support growing channels, charities, and treat yourselves.

Whenever I go outside, i'm just amazed by how good the graphics are, like, damn..
God rlly popped off!

Penny: "Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello."
Leonard: "Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough."

She is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.

Marshall: "When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit."
Robin: "Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?"
Marshall: "Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts."
Robin: "Yeah, I don't speak virgin either."

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Tron: "If you are a User, then everything you've done has been according to a plan."
Flynn: "Ha! You wish! Well, you know what it was like. You just keep doin' what it looks like what you're supposed to be doin', no matter how crazy it seems."
Tron: "Well, that's the way it is for programs, yes."
Flynn: "I hate to disappoint you, pal, but most of the time, that's the way it is for Users too."