Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 12
Kate: "Fishing? Gonna use your tiny dick as a worm?"
Frank: "I've caught some big whales with this little worm. Yourself included there, Moby."
Frank: "I've caught some big whales with this little worm. Yourself included there, Moby."
Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 6
You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.
Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 2
That's the Gallagher sperm. Ambitious, relentless. Everything we're not once we're born. Like heat-seeking, baby-making missiles. Won't be long before the country's nothing but Mexicans and Gallaghers.
Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 5
Every day you wake up breathing, you should be coloring me a note of gratitude that the half of you that came from me wasn't spooged on your mother's neck, but instead was guided by yours truly to get up inside of her to start the life of you.
Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 2
I am fed up with these pan-gender hermaphrodites who hate that human beings are a species with two distinct genders. It's like they've declared war on testicles. They wanna remove all the masculinity from the schools, fill the world with yogurt-eaters.
Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 6
We all have our phobias and school is mine. All of it. Textbooks full of falsehoods, teachers unions full of thugs, and tenured imbeciles who still use words like "irregardless".
Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 6
Why are all the news ladies Chinese? They should stick to what they know: railroads, sushi and dim sum.
Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 4
This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.
Shameless - Staffel 7
If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.
Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 4
1Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.
Shameless - Staffel 4
Doing things you don't want to do is how you make a relationship work.
Shameless - Staffel 3
Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.
Shameless - Staffel 7 Episode 10
2Wir haben vielleicht nicht viel, aber jedem von uns - und zwar wirklich jedem - ist klar, worauf es im Leben ankommt: Wir wissen, wie man anständig feiert!
We may not have much, but all of us, to a man, knows the most important thing in this life: We know how to f*cking party!
Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Zitate und Sprüche über Frank Gallagher
I kind of have no choice. I gotta find Frank. Get him sober and ready to appear in court. He's like my sad-ass Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 6
Frank: "It's not sex if you can't remember it."
Kev: "Ha. Then you're a virgin, Frank."
Kev: "Ha. Then you're a virgin, Frank."
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 2
Sheila: "Now, by sifting we separate and aerate those flour particles to make them absorb liquids better."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."
Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 9
Frank doesn't have friends, only people he hasn't pissed off yet.
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 7
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Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
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Fiona: "Dann muss er dich echt mögen. Normalerweise gibt er meinen Freunden ein Lecktuch."
Fiona: "Dann muss er dich echt mögen. Normalerweise gibt er meinen Freunden ein Lecktuch."
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Auch du wirst entdecken, dass viele Wahrheiten, an die wir uns klammern, von unserem persönlichen Standpunkt abhängig sind.
You will find that many of the truths we cling to, depend greatly on our own point of view.
Der Mensch erfand die Atombombe, doch keine Maus der Welt würde eine Mausefalle konstruieren.
Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.
Wenn es ein Land gibt, dass unglaubliche Gräueltaten in der Welt angerichtet hat, dann sind es die Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika. Sie haben keinen Respekt vor menschlichem Leben.
If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.
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