Die Ehe ist ein Vertrag, bei dem der Mann auf die Hälfte seiner Lebensmittel verzichtet, damit sie ihm die andere Hälfte kocht.EheFred Feuerstein in Flintstones – Die Familie Feuerstein
Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.Fred Feuerstein in Flintstones – Die Familie Feuerstein
Barney: "You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you?"
Fred: "Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble, I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme!"
Barney: "I won't tell her, Fred."
Fred: "Thanks, pal."
Fred: "How can you be so stupid?"
Barney: "Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry!"
Fred: "I'm sorry you're stupid."
Entschuldigen sie meine Verspätung, ich bin in eine Autopanne getreten. [Zeigt ein Pflaster an seinem Fuß]
Sorry I'm late, had car trouble. I picked up a nail. [Shows everyone a bandaid on his dirty foot]Fred Feuerstein in Flintstones – Die Familie Feuerstein
Barney: "Fred? Ich habe mal gehört, zu viel Fleisch ist ungesund."
Fred: "Ach, Unsinn. Mein Vater hat für sein Leben gern Fleisch gegessen, und er ist immerhin stolze 35 geworden."
Barney: "You know, Fred, I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you."
Fred: "What a load of bunk. My father ate it every day of his life and he lived to the ripe old age of 38."
Fred: "Aww, she looks like a chip off the ol' block."
Barney: "Actually, more like a pebble off the ol' Flintstone."
Wilma: "It's been weeks since you had a good word for anybody or anything."
Fred: "Oh yeah, what about that thing I said about your mother last week?"
Wilma: "My mother?"
Fred: "I said, good riddance she lives 50 miles away."
Wilma, es gibt noch 4.000 andere Menschen auf dieser Welt. Wer braucht die Geröllheimers?
We'll make new friends, there's 4,000 other people in this world.Fred Feuerstein in Flintstones – Die Familie Feuerstein
Wilma: "I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us."
Fred: "At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again."
Wilma: "And that is more important to you than 20 years of friendship?"
Fred: "It is - on a hot day."
Fred Flintstone: "Barney, what would you do if you were holding the queen alone?"
Barney Rubble: "I don't know, Fred, it all depends on what time the king gets home."
Fred Flintstone: "I seem to have lost my appetite. What is this stuff, anyway?"
Pearl Slaghoople: "Health food, sonny. Just what the doctor ordered."
Fred Flintstone: "Then let the doctor eat it."
And another thing. If you don't take that insulting commercial off the air, I'll sue, report you to the FCC, and... slap your face!Wilma Flintstone in Flintstones – Die Familie Feuerstein, Staffel 1 Episode 28
He was a midget in the big house, see? And he tried to escape by wiggling through a mouse hole after lights out, but he outsmarted himself, see? 'Cause it wasn't a mouse hole, it was a light socket, and somebody turned the lights on.Fred Feuerstein in Flintstones – Die Familie Feuerstein, Staffel 2 Episode 4
Put daddy down, Bam Bam. Ouch! Not on the head!Barney Geröllheimer in Flintstones – Die Familie Feuerstein
Why can't they invent something for us to marry instead of women?Fred Feuerstein in Flintstones – Die Familie Feuerstein