Seriosly, I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just... genetic.
Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 6
I kind of have no choice. I gotta find Frank. Get him sober and ready to appear in court. He's like my sad-ass Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 6
V: "You always pick p*ssies!"
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."
Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 4
Frank doesn't have friends, only people he hasn't pissed off yet.
Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 7
Jimmy: "Dein Dad hat mich zu dir hoch geschickt. Hat mir noch ein Kondom gegeben."
Fiona: "Dann muss er dich echt mögen. Normalerweise gibt er meinen Freunden ein Lecktuch."
Fiona: "Dann muss er dich echt mögen. Normalerweise gibt er meinen Freunden ein Lecktuch."
Jimmy: "Your dad made me follow you up. Gave me a condom."
Fiona: "He must really like you. He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam."
Fiona: "He must really like you. He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam."
Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 1
You need to let me go… You need to let me let you go.
Shameless - Staffel 5 Episode 7
I can’t tell you that this is definitely gonna work out. There’s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then let’s make it the most fun big f*cking mistake we’ve ever made.
Shameless - Staffel 5 Episode 5
Zitate und Sprüche über Fiona Gallagher
Jenna tanzt für ein Publikum. Du aber tanzt als wärst du allein im Raum. Du hast kein leichtes Leben, Fiona, das merkt man dir auch an, denn du bist sehr authentisch. Du bist kein Überflieger, darum muss man dich auch nicht auf den Boden holen. Die ganze Stadt ist voll mit Jennas, aber ich hab' die Nase voll von denen. Ich schwör's dir, so jemanden wie dich hab' ich noch nie kennen gelernt. Durch dich hab' ich endlich wieder Spaß am Leben.
Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.
Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 1
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4I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is f*ck you!
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2Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.
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2If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.
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1Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.
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1You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 5 Episode 6
1Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 12
Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 12
Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 11
I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!
Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 10
Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 10
I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 9
I'm sorry, but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.
Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 8
Kate: "Fishing? Gonna use your tiny dick as a worm?"
Frank: "I've caught some big whales with this little worm. Yourself included there, Moby."
Frank: "I've caught some big whales with this little worm. Yourself included there, Moby."
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 6
You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 2
That's the Gallagher sperm. Ambitious, relentless. Everything we're not once we're born. Like heat-seeking, baby-making missiles. Won't be long before the country's nothing but Mexicans and Gallaghers.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 5
Every day you wake up breathing, you should be coloring me a note of gratitude that the half of you that came from me wasn't spooged on your mother's neck, but instead was guided by yours truly to get up inside of her to start the life of you.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 2
I am fed up with these pan-gender hermaphrodites who hate that human beings are a species with two distinct genders. It's like they've declared war on testicles. They wanna remove all the masculinity from the schools, fill the world with yogurt-eaters.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 6
We all have our phobias and school is mine. All of it. Textbooks full of falsehoods, teachers unions full of thugs, and tenured imbeciles who still use words like "irregardless".
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 6
Why are all the news ladies Chinese? They should stick to what they know: railroads, sushi and dim sum.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 4
Auch du wirst entdecken, dass viele Wahrheiten, an die wir uns klammern, von unserem persönlichen Standpunkt abhängig sind.
You will find that many of the truths we cling to, depend greatly on our own point of view.
Wer ist der größere Tor? Der Tor oder der Tor, der ihm folgt?
Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?
Die Macht wird mit dir sein, immer.
The Force will be with you. Always.
Frank: "Four-month-old baby, 14-year-old girl, 11-year-old Lip, 10-year-old Ian, a 7-year-old, a 5-year-old, and a Dodge Astro van. What's the one thing that we needed? One word. One thing."
Jimmy: "Sterilization."
Jimmy: "Sterilization."
Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 1
I lose respect for guys like Steve, because people unlike Steve, or people diametrically opposite to Steve have always let me down. So deciding that he's overeducated and has more money than sense is somehow more socially acceptable than asking myself, for instance, why do the men I always date treat me like shit?
Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Neunzig Prozent aller Probleme auf der Welt werden durch kleine Wortpaare verursacht. Wir sind gesund und glücklich, aber wenn die Leute uns fragen wie's uns geht, sagen wir: 'Nicht übel.'
Ninety percent of the world's problems are caused by tiny words that come in pairs. I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people as, we say: 'Not bad.'
Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 4
Lip: "You really wanna get your ass shot off in some 'stan somewhere?"
Ian: "'Stan?"
Lip: "Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan."
Ian: "'Stan?"
Lip: "Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan."
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 1
Too many Gallaghers in the world already. Instead of passing rubbers out at your school, they should be passing them out at your house.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 10
Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.
Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 6
Sheila: "Now, by sifting we separate and aerate those flour particles to make them absorb liquids better."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."
Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 9
Lanier: "Your body is a temple, Carl, and you only want to put things in it that are natural."
Carl: "Like fists? I saw it in that movie."
Carl: "Like fists? I saw it in that movie."
Carl Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 6
You're like a f*cking cockroach, able to live anywhere and feed off anything.
Ian Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 6
Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.
Sheila Jackson in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 9
Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.
Sarah Cleary in Shameless - Staffel 6
You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.
Sammi Slott in Shameless - Staffel 4
Phillip: "Hat seine Zündkerze geglüht?"
Karen: "Hä?"
Phillip: "Ob du ihn hochbekommen hast?"
Karen: "Hast du schon mal Billiard mit 'nem Seil gespielt?"
Karen: "Hä?"
Phillip: "Ob du ihn hochbekommen hast?"
Karen: "Hast du schon mal Billiard mit 'nem Seil gespielt?"
Phillip: "Did he pitch a tent?"
Karen: "Huh?"
Phillip: "Did you make him hard?"
Karen: "Ever try to play pool with a rope?"
Karen: "Huh?"
Phillip: "Did you make him hard?"
Karen: "Ever try to play pool with a rope?"
Karen Jackson in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Ich möchte lieber ein einziges Leben mit dir verbringen als alle Zeitalter der Welt allein zu durchleben. Und so wähle ich ein sterbliches Leben.
I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. I choose a mortal life.
Arwen in Der Herr der Ringe: Die Gefährten - zu Aragorn
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