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Das Bild, das wir von uns haben, entscheidet über unser Selbstwertgefühl. Aber seid ihr denn nur euer Aussehen...?

Wunderschön, von Vicky
 
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Vicky: "In Liebe bin ich nicht so gut."
Franz: "Aber du machst es doch schon. Du liebst mich."
Vicky: "So was sagt man doch nicht?!"

Wunderschön, von Vicky
 
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Sonja: "Wir sind Familie, wir hängen zusammen!"
Vicky: "Ap­ro­pos... habt ihr eigentlich mal wieder gebumst?"
Sonja: "Wie denn? Abends bin ich müde, ich hab keine Zeit für Sport, ich fühl mich fett und hässlich. Ich bin so ne richtig olle Mutti geworden."
Vicky: "Dann hör auf, dich wie eine zu benehmen."

Wunderschön, von Vicky
 
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Leyla: "Und warum wollen die dich nicht mehr?"
Julie: "Weil ich nicht richtig aussehe."
Leyla: "Und wie sieht man richtig aus?"

Wunderschön
 
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Frauke Abeck: "Irgendwann bin ich einfach unsichtbar geworden. Du siehst mich kaum noch an."
Wolfgang Abeck: "Na klar schau ich dich an, du sitzt mir ja schließlich gegenüber."

Wunderschön
 
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Man! Was bist du denn für'n... geiler Arsch?

Wunderschön
 
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Es ist einfach so viel. Du musst mehr arbeiten. Du musst Sex haben. Du musst deinen Körper akzeptieren. Ich bin aber nicht okay mit meinem Körper!

Wunderschön, von Sonja
 
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Du hast all die Kraft, die du brauchst, wenn du nur wagst, sie zu finden.

Das letzte Einhorn, von Molly Grew
 
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Sie wird sich an dein Herz erinnern, wenn Menschen Märchen sind, in Büchern, geschrieben von Kaninchen.

She will remember your heart, when men are fairytales in books written by rabbits.

Das letzte Einhorn, von Schmendrick
 
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Ah, ja, das Meer ist immer gut. Es gibt nichts, was ich sehr lange anschauen kann außer das Meer.

Ah yes, the sea is always good. There is nothing I can look at for very long, except the sea.

Das letzte Einhorn, von Haggard
 
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Don't cry. If you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back.

Das letzte Einhorn, von Schmendrick
 
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It's a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.

Das letzte Einhorn, von Schmendrick
 
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Aber ich träume doch immer, selbst wenn ich wach bin. Ein Traum der nie zu Ende geht.

I am always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished.

Das letzte Einhorn, von Einhorn
 
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Es hat nie eine Zeit ohne Einhörner gegeben. Wir leben für immer. Wir sind so alt wie der Himmel, so alt wie der Mond. Man kann uns jagen, man kann uns fangen. Man kann uns sogar töten, wenn wir den Wald verlassen. Aber wir verschwinden nicht.

There has never been a time without unicorns. We live forever! We are as old as the sky, old as the moon! We can be hunted, trapped; we can even be killed if we leave our forests, but we do not vanish. Am I truly the last?

Das letzte Einhorn, von Einhorn
 
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Die Einhörner sind wieder in der Welt. Kein Leid lebt in mir so lang, wie diese Freude. Außer einer. Und auch dafür danke ich dir.

Unicorns are in the world again. No sorrow will live in me as long as that joy. Save one. And I thank you for that part too.

Das letzte Einhorn, von Einhorn
 
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When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning
and the future has passed without even a last desperate warning
then look into the sky where through the clouds a path is worn
look and see her how she sparkles, its the last unicorn

Das letzte Einhorn
 
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When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain
And the last lion roars at the last dusty fountain
In the shadow of the forest though she may be old and worn
They will stare unbelieving at the last unicorn

Das letzte Einhorn
 
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What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

Monty Python's Flying Circus
 
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Colonel: "Watkins, why did you join the army?"
Watkins: "For the water-skiing and the travel, sir. Not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir: 'no killing'."
Colonel: "Watkins, are you a pacifist?"
Watkins: "No, sir. I'm not a pacifist, sir. I'm a coward."

Monty Python's Flying Circus
 
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I'd like to complain about people who constantly hold things up by complaining about people who complain. It's high time something was done about it!

Monty Python's Flying Circus
 
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We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.

Monty Python's Flying Circus
 
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We serve no meat of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it.

Monty Python's Flying Circus
 
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This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir, invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

Monty Python's Flying Circus
 
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Mr. Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Monty Python's Flying Circus
 
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Morning, I'm a bank robber, please don't panic, just hand over all the money.

Monty Python's Flying Circus
 
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I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.

Monty Python's Flying Circus
 
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Peasant: "I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition."
Cardinal Ximinez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Monty Python's Flying Circus
 
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We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's f-ing close to water.

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
 
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Yorkshireman 1: "Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves."
Yorkshireman 2: "But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'."

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
 
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Mr. Smoketoomuch: "Good morning!"
Travel agency secretary: "Oh, good morning! Have you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a bjob?"

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
 
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I've got two legs, from my hips to the ground
And when I move them, they walk around
And when I lift them, they climb the stairs
And when I shave them, they ain't got hairs.

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
 
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I'd like to have an argument please.

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
 
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Customer: "This isn't an argument! It's just contradiction!"
Professional Arguer: "No, it isn't!"
Customer: "Yes it is!"
Professional Arguer: "No, no, no!"
Customer: "It is!"
Professional Arguer: "No, it isn't!"
Customer: "Yes it is! An argument is an intellectual process! It isn't just contradiction!"
Professional Arguer: "Look, if I'm to argue with you, I have to take up a contracitary position!"
Customer: "Yes, but it's not just saying 'No it isn't!'"
Professional Arguer: "Yes, it is!"
Customer: "No, it isn't!"

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
 
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Hello and welcome to the Ronald Reagan Memorial Bowl, here in the pretty L.A. suburb of Hollywood. Well, we're about to witness All-in Wrestling, brought to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, by the makers of Scum, the world's first combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing; and by the makers of Titan, the novelty nuclear missile. You never know when it'll go off.

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
 
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table
David Hume could outconsume Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schlossed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
And John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on a half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away; half a pint of whiskey, every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed -
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
 
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"Good evening, Your Holiness."
"Evening, Michelangelo. I want to talk to you about this painting of yours, The Last Supper. I'm not happy about it."
"Oh, dear. It took me hours."
"Not happy at all."
"Is it the jello you don't like?"
"No."
"It does add a bit of colour, doesn't it. Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo."
"What kangaroo?"
"No problem, I'll paint him out."
"I never saw a kangaroo."
"Uh, he's right at the back. No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple. All right?"
"That's the problem."
"What is?"
"The disciples."
"Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish."
"No, it's just that there are 28 of them."

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
 
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Barrister II: "And I waggled me wig! Whoaaoha!"
Barrister I: "You waggled you what?"
Barrister II: "I waggled me wig!"
Barrister I: "Really?"
Barrister II: "Ah, the only thing I waggled!"

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
 
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too, I love to hear you oralise, when I'm between your thighs you blow me away. Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you, I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly, life can be fine if we both 69, if we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play till we're blown away.

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
 
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They're a typical Hollywood audience. All the kids are on drugs and all the adults are on roller skates.

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
 
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Do not forget what you have learned of our past, Rodimus. From its lessons, the future is forged.

Transformers, von Optimus Prime
 
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There are mysteries to the universe we were never meant to solve, but who we are and why we are here, are not among them, those answers we carry inside.

Transformers - 4: Age of Extinction, von Optimus Prime
 
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Earth, the birthplace of the human race. A species much like our own, capable of great compassion and great violence.

Transformers - 2: Revenge of the Fallen, von Optimus Prime
 
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Jede Legende hat immer auch einen wahren Kern. Einige wenige Seelen vereinen sich um ihre Welt zu retten. Wir können Helden in unserem eigenen Leben sein, jeder einzelne von uns, wenn wir nur mutig genug sind, es zu versuchen.

Transformers - 5: The Last Knight, von Optimus Prime
 
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Ironhide: "Why are fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race."
Optimus Prime: "Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

Transformers, von Optimus Prime
 
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Bei jedem Krieg gibt es ruhige Momente zwischen den Stürmen. Es kommen Tage an denen wir den Glauben verlieren. Tage, an denen sich unsere Verbündeten gegen uns stellen, aber es wird niemals der Tag kommen, an dem wir den Planeten im Stich lassen... und seine Menschen.

Transformers - 3: Dark of the Moon, von Optimus Prime
 
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I will never stop fighting for our freedom!

Transformers - War For Cybertron, von Optimus Prime
 
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Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.

Transformers - 2: Revenge of the Fallen, von Optimus Prime
 
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Unsere Rassen, vereint durch eine lange in Vergessenheit geratene Geschichte und eine Zukunft, der wir gemeinsam gegenübertreten. Ich bin Optimus Prime und ich sende diese Botschaft damit unsere Vergangenheit immer in Erinnerung bleibt, denn in diesen Erinnerungen leben wir weiter.

Transformers - 2: Revenge of the Fallen, von Optimus Prime
 
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We've suffered losses, but we've not lost the war.

Transformers - 5: The Last Knight, von Optimus Prime
 
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Now, all we need is a little Energon and a lot of luck!

Transformers, von Optimus Prime
 
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