Die schönsten Filmzitate (Seite 7)

In deinem Obst sind mehr kleine haarige Viecher drin als Obst.

Oy! Keep your fingers out of my soup!

Allison: "Ich habe Spaß erfunden. Ich war früher die lustigste Person, die ich kannte."
Katie: "Was ist passiert?"
Allison: "Ein neues Kapitel wurde aufgeschlagen. Ich bekam drei Kinder und die musste ich irgendwie am Leben erhalten."

Allison: "I invented fun. I used to be the funnest person I knew."
Katie: "What happened?"
Allison: "What happened was I went off and had three little babies that had to be kept safe and alive."

Ich würd' gern locker lassen, einen Tag lang keine Mum sein und meine Kinder tun lassen, was sie wollen. Aber ich würde auch gern auf dem Rücken eines Regenbogeneinhorns zum Mond fliegen.

I would love to just take a day off from being a mum and let my kids do whatever they want, but I'd also love to find a rainbow unicorn and fly it to the moon.

Allison: "Warum nimmt Miss Hoffling nicht mal ein fröhliches Buch durch? Sie sind etwas deprimierend. Wie wär's mal mit Little Women?"
Miss Hoffling: "Beth erkrankt an Scharlach."
Carlos: "Der kleine Prinz?"
Miss Hoffling: "Er hat keine Familie. Harry Potter ist ne Waise. Es gibt keine fröhlichen Bücher."

Allison: "Why can't Miss Hoffling ever assign a happy book? They are depressing. Have you ever read Little Women?"
Miss Hoffling: "She gets scarlet fever."
Carlos: "The Little Prince?"
Miss Hoffling: "He has no family. Harry Potter's an orphan. There are no happy books."

Ich hasse es, nein zu sagen, aber das ist mein Job.

I hate saying no, but it's my job.

Allison: "Wirklich, heute?"
Carlos: "Heute? Nein nein, nicht heute. Heute ist unser... dein... die Kinder... Jahres... Geburtstag."

Allison: "Really? Tonight?"
Carlos: "Tonight? No no, not tonight. Tonight is our... your... the kids... Anniver... Birthday."

Obwohl unsere Kinder das beste sind, was uns je passiert ist, wurde nein zum neuen ja.

Although having kids is the best thing that's ever happened to us, no became the new yes.

Manche Menschen sagen ganz automatisch nein. Andere neigen von Haus aus zum Ja. Ich hab' immer zu allem ja gesagt.

Some people gravitate towards no. Some people naturally lean towards yes. I said yes to everything.

Auf Grund der Budgetkürzungen bin ich außerdem der Sportlehrer / Football Coach. Los, Cougars! Schießt ein Korbleger für einen Touchdown. Ich hab keine Ahnung von Sport.

Thanks to budget cuts, I'm also the PE teacher / football coach. Go, Cougars! Shoot the layup for the touchdown. I don't know anything about sports.

Barry: "How about a suicide pact?"
Vanessa: "How do we do it?"
Barry: "I'll sting you, you step on me."
Vanessa: "That just kills you twice."

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Niemand kann dem Herz verwehren, dass es vor Sehnsucht schreit.

Who can deny the heart that is yearning?

Hektar um Hektar sammelt das Ding Nektar.

My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollercoaster!

Vanessa Bloome: "My only interest is flowers."
Barry B. Benson: "You know, our last queen was elected with that very slogan."

Adam Flayman: "Wow, she looked hot!"
Barry: "She's my cousin."
Adam Flayman: "She is?"
Barry: "Yes, we're all cousins."

Barry: "Three days of grade school, three days of high school..."
Adam: "Those were tough days."
Barry: "...three days of college, I'm glad I took a day off in the middle to hitchhike around the hive."
Adam: "You did come back different."

Barry: "I can say anything I want right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!"
Janet: "Let's open up some fresh honey and celebrate!"
Barry: "Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack it up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody 'dawg'!"

Thanks for the coffee. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.

Bees have never afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee Columbus, Bee Ghandi, Bee-Jesus?

Iron Man: "Sie sind ja auch noch ziemlich rüstig für ihr Alter. Wie machen sie das, Pilates?"
Captain America: "Was?"
Iron Man: "Ist so 'ne Art Turnübung. Bisschen was verpasst haben sie schon während ihrer Zeit als Captain Igloo."

Iron Man: "Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?"
Captain America: "What?"
Iron Man: "It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle."

Du kannst kein Tor erzielen, wenn du gar nicht schießt!

You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.

Derek Thompson: "Does this tutu make my butt look big?"
Lily: "Huge."

You might just be the worst tooth fairy ever!

Mr. Thompson! Sie sind schuldig der Zerstörung von Träumen!

Derek Thompson: "I'm the Tooth Fairy."
Randy: "Thought you said you were a vampire. You got some inconsistent mythology."

Die Vergangenheit ist wie ein Stein, wenn man dran festhält, kann man nicht schwimmen.

History's a rock. Can't swim if you're holding it.

You see, a beast cannot be expected to understand private property. But a man, even a stupid one, knows the difference between mine... and yours.

Turns out that freshwater fish don't make it in the salt. Me, I'm a freshwater fish. I know I'm in the right tank.

Inspektorin: "Er kommt vor Gericht, versprochen."
Klara: "Nein. Er bezahlt für das, was er getan hat. Jetzt."

Superintendent: "He'll be arrested, I promise that."
Klara: "No. He has to pay for what he did. Now."

Er darf damit nicht davon kommen! Du bist nicht die Erste, der er das angetan hat - und er wird's wieder tun.

He can't get away with this! What he's done to you, he'll do to others - and he will keep doing it.

Klara: "Wie geht's, Mama?"
Maria: "Es würde mir besser gehen, wenn du hier wärst."

Klara: "You okay, mum?"
Maria: "I'd be better if you were here."

Ignoring the past means you're destined to repeat it.

We kind of have no choice but to live. So I think your best bet is just to learn how to suffer existence.

I can survive just fine without you, you know. But there's a chance that this life can be a little less mundane with you in it.

In order to really know a person, you have to see the entire package. The good and the bad.

You just have to embrace the fact that nothing matters.

Nyles: "Today is yesterday and tomorrow is also today."
Sarah: "I don't want tomorrow to be today. I want tomorrow to be tomorrow."

Sarah: "What if we get sick of each other?"
Nyles: "We're already sick of each other."

Sarah: "Do you sleep with people in here?"
Nyles: "Great question. I have, but it takes a lot of work."

The second you fall asleep, it all just goes back to the start.

One time I smoked a bunch of crystal meth, and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea. It was a huge waste of time.

Weißt du, ich hab' als beste die Ausbildung abgeschlossen. Ich spreche fünf Sprachen. Und das, um bei der Operation Sentinel auf Streife zu gehen? So hab' ich mir das nicht vorgestellt.

Look, I graduated top of my class at the academy. I speak five languages. All that to walk the streets on Operation Sentinel. It's not exactly what I planned.

Vivian: "Mom, was sind für 16-Jährige wichtige Themen?"
Lisa: "Als ich 16 war, war das einzig interessante Thema, das Patriarchat für immer zu zerschlagen!"

Vivian: "Hey, mom, what do 16-year-olds care about?"
Lisa: "When I was 16 all I cared about was smashing the patriarchy."

Wenn Sie nichts tun, sind sie ein Teil des Problems!

If you're doing nothing then you're part of the problem!

Vivian: "What would I do without you?"
Claudia: "I guess we'll never find out."

Unless one of you young people fixed global warming, your summer vacations were boring and don't matter.

Mitchell Wilson: "I was helping this new freshman girl find her way to class, and she was deeply lost."
Mr. Davies: "Chivalry might not be dead, but you will be if you're late to my class again."