Die schönsten Filmzitate (Seite 7)

Sorry to keep you waiting, young lady. I had to lock up the shop and turn the lights off. The cost of electricity these days is enough to drive a man like me out of business.

Sally: "Oh, I wish they hadn't let the place fall apart."
Jerry: "Now it looks like the birthplace of Bela Lugosi."

Richter: "Ever shot one before?"
Lila: "No. Been shot at."
Richter: "Drunk dad?"
Lila: "Stonebrook High."

There are moments when we cannot believe that what is happening is really true. Pinch yourself and you may find out that it is.

Behold the joys of late-stage capitalism.

Lila: "So, Richter, why are you such a nihilist?"
Richter: "A what?"
Lila: "I mean, anyone who blasts diesel into the atmosphere like that, truly gives zero f-s about like anything."
Richter: "I'm a Texan. I don't like people telling me what to do. Eespecially smug, self-righteous, rich, city folk."

Why, my old grandpa was the best killer there was at the slaughterhouse. Why, it never took more than one lick they say. Why, he did 60 cattle in five minutes once. They say he could have done more if the hook and pull gang could have gotten the beeves out of the way faster.

Diese Geschichte schildert die dramatischen Erlebnisse einer Gruppe Jugendlicher im Jahre 1973 in Texas. Sie ist deshalb besonders tragisch, da sie alle noch sehr jung waren.

The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Graverobbing in Texas is this hour's top news story. An informant led officers of the Muerto County Sheriff's Department to a cemetery just outside the small rural Texas community of Newt early this morning. Officers there discovered what appeared to be a grisly work of art: the remains of a badly decomposed corpse wired to a large monument. A second body was found in a ditch near the perimeter of the cemetery. Subsequent investigation has revealed at least a dozen empty crypts, and it's feared more will turn up as the probe continues. Deputies report that in some instances only parts of a corpse have been removed, the head or in some cases the extremities removed, the remainder of the corpse left intact. Evidence indicates the robberies have occurred over a period of time. Sheriff Jesús Maldonado refused to give details in the ghoulish case, and said only that he did have evidence linking the crime to elements outside the state. Area residents have reportedly been converging on the cemetery, fearing the remains of relatives have been removed. No suspects are in custody as the investigation at the scene continues.

Ich bin zu alt für so eine Scheiße.

I'm too old for this sh-t.

You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.

Murtaugh: "Gott liebt mich nicht mehr, das wird's sein."
Riggs: "Dann lieben Sie ihn auch nicht mehr, bei mir hilft's."

Murtaugh: "God hates me. That's what it is."
Riggs: "Hate him back; it works for me."

Ich bin schon Auto gefahren, da hast du noch in die Windeln gemacht!

I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!

Ich werde dir was sagen: Wenn du den morgigen Tag durchstehst ohne jemanden umzubringen, vor allem nicht mich oder dich selbst, dann fang' ich an, dir zu trauen.

Riggs: "You don't trust me at all, do you?"
Murtaugh: "Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you."
Riggs: "Fair enough."

Leo Getz: "Those doctors are savages. I mean, where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam? With a telescope big enough to see Venus!"
Martin Riggs: "I guess all they saw was Uranus, huh?"

Riggs: "Was ist, soll ich fahren?"
Murtaugh: "Nein, sie sind doch angeblich ein Selbstmordkandidat, ich werde fahren."
Riggs: "Jeder, der in dieser Stadt Auto fährt, ist ein Selbstmordkandidat."

Riggs: "You want me to drive?"
Murtaugh: "No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive."
Riggs: "Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal."

We are partners. What happens to you, happens to me.

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!

Murtaugh: "Hey Riggs, findest du es wirklich gut, wie meine Frau kocht?"
Riggs: "Nein."

Murtaugh: "Hey Riggs! You really like my wife's cooking?"
Riggs: "No. See you tomorrow."

Murtaugh: "Hast du schon mal jemanden getroffen, den du nicht getötet hast?"
Riggs: "Dich habe ich noch nicht getötet."

Murtaugh: "Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?"
Riggs: "Well, I haven't killed you yet."

I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem.

Murtaugh: "See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him."
Riggs: "Hey, that's no fair. The building guy lived!"

Murtaugh: "What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?"
Riggs: "I would if I slept."

Murtaugh: "You saved my life. Thank you."
Riggs: "Oh, I'll bet that hurt to say."
Murtaugh: "You'll never know."

I don't make things complicated. That's the way they get, all by themselves.

Murtaugh: "Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner."
Martin Riggs: "My luck's changing for the better every day."

Weißt du, Roger, du passt nicht mehr in die 80er Jahre. Die harten Typen sind nicht mehr gefragt. Jetzt ist sensibel Mode.

You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and shit like that. I think I'm an '80s man.

I'm not a cop tonight, Roger, it's personal.

Massimo: "Das nenn ich Temperament. Du könntest Italienerin sein."
Laura: "Wie viele polnische Mädchen kennst du?"
Massimo: "Ich denke, es reicht, wenn ich eine kenne."

Massimo: "This is what you call a temper? How come you're not Italian?"
Laura: "How many Polish girls do you know?"
Massimo: "It looks like one is all I need to know."

Ich werde nichts ohne deine Einwilligung tun. Ich warte bis du mich willst, mich begehrst und freiwillig zu mir kommst.

I won't do anything without your permission. I'll wait until you want me, you desire me, and come to me yourself.

Massimo: "Ganz tief in meinem Inneren wusste ich irgendwie, dass du eines Tages vor mir stehen und nur mir gehören wirst."
Laura: "Soll das ein Witz sein? Ich bin kein Objekt, niemand kann mich besitzen."

Massimo: "Somewhere inside me I had this feeling of certainty that one day you would stand in front of me and be mine."
Laura: "You must be kidding. Nobody owns me. I'm not an object."

Jeder würde gern einfach jemanden in einer Bar oder im Supermarkt kennen lernen. Aber heutzutage ist eine Dating-App wohl der einfachste Weg. Auf Tinder findet man alles.

I think everyone would love to just meet someone in a bar or in a grocery store. But nowadays, the best way you can meet someone is on a dating app. You can find a bit of everything on Tinder.

Du hast das Portal zwischen den Universen geöffnet und wir wissen nicht, wer oder was dort hindurch kommt.

You opened the doorway between universes and we don't know who or what will walk through it.

Nacht für Nacht hab ich den selben Traum. Und dann beginnt der Alptraum.

Every night, I dream the same dream. Then, the nightmare begins.

Wir rasen auf das Aussterben unserer Spezies zu. Wir haben nicht nur keine Kontrolle über die Natur, wir sind ihr untergeordnet.

We're racing toward the extinction of our species. We not only lack dominion over nature, we're subordinate to it.

After a full year of being marooned on this planet, our first test flight is a go. Let's get everyone home.

A year of work for a four-minute flight. Isn't that something?

I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.

Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.

Ich muss nicht mehr machen, was du willst. Ich muss nicht mehr sein, wie du willst. Ich will einfach nur noch ich sein.

Das Bild, das wir von uns haben, entscheidet über unser Selbstwertgefühl. Aber seid ihr denn nur euer Aussehen...?

Vicky: "In Liebe bin ich nicht so gut."
Franz: "Aber du machst es doch schon. Du liebst mich."
Vicky: "So was sagt man doch nicht?!"

Sonja: "Wir sind Familie, wir hängen zusammen!"
Vicky: "Ap­ro­pos... habt ihr eigentlich mal wieder gebumst?"
Sonja: "Wie denn? Abends bin ich müde, ich hab keine Zeit für Sport, ich fühl mich fett und hässlich. Ich bin so ne richtig olle Mutti geworden."
Vicky: "Dann hör auf, dich wie eine zu benehmen."

Leyla: "Und warum wollen die dich nicht mehr?"
Julie: "Weil ich nicht richtig aussehe."
Leyla: "Und wie sieht man richtig aus?"

Frauke Abeck: "Irgendwann bin ich einfach unsichtbar geworden. Du siehst mich kaum noch an."
Wolfgang Abeck: "Na klar schau ich dich an, du sitzt mir ja schließlich gegenüber."

Man! Was bist du denn für'n... geiler Arsch?

Es ist einfach so viel. Du musst mehr arbeiten. Du musst Sex haben. Du musst deinen Körper akzeptieren. Ich bin aber nicht okay mit meinem Körper!

Du hast all die Kraft, die du brauchst, wenn du nur wagst, sie zu finden.

Sie wird sich an dein Herz erinnern, wenn Menschen Märchen sind, in Büchern, geschrieben von Kaninchen.

She will remember your heart, when men are fairytales in books written by rabbits.

Ah, ja, das Meer ist immer gut. Es gibt nichts, was ich sehr lange anschauen kann außer das Meer.

Ah yes, the sea is always good. There is nothing I can look at for very long, except the sea.