Die schönsten Filmzitate (Seite 7)

Hey, you guys, look, I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags. But it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top.

The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate covered eggplant burger.

Vor langer Zeit war die Welt voller Wunder. Sie war voller Abenteuer. Es gab Magie, allerdings war sie nicht leicht zu beherrschen und so fand man bald einfachere Lösungen. Aber ich hoffe, es steckt noch ein bisschen von dieser Magie in euch.

In times of old the world was full of wonder and magic. But times change.

If it's adventure you seek, you've come to the right tavern.

Barley Lightfoot: 'We are going on a grand and glorious quest.'
Ian Lightfoot: 'It's not a quest. It's just a really fast and strange errand.'
Barley Lightfoot: 'It's totally a quest!'

Barley Lightfoot: 'Das ist ein Zauberstab. Dad war ein Zauberer!'
Laurel Lightfoot: 'Euer Vater war Buchhalter.'

Barley Lightfoot: 'No way! It’s a wizard staff. Dad was a wizard!'
Laurel Lightfoot: 'Your dad was an accountant.'

Das ist der peinlichste Augenblick, seit du dir damals bei der Weihnachtsfeier die Nüsse geleckt hast.

This is more embarrassing than the time you started cleaning your beans at Don Knotts' Christmas party.

Nichts ist notwendiger als das Überflüssige.

Nothing is more necessary than the unnecessary.

Ich bin, was ich sein will. Die Kraft kommt also von innen aus dem Geist.

Das Schweigen ist der lauteste Schrei.

The more there is, the less you see.

Sieh dir mal die Sonnenblumen an, wie sie sich zur Sonne neigen. Wenn ihr Köpfchen auch nur ein bisschen zu tief hängt, bedeutet das, die Blume ist tot. Du bedienst zwar, aber du bist kein Diener. Das Bedienen ist die höchste aller Künste, dienen tut vor allem einer, nämlich Gott. Gott dient zwar den Menschen aber er bedient sie nicht, mein Freund.

Think of a sunflower, they bow to the sun. But if you see some that are bowed too far down, it means they're dead. You're here serving, you're not a servant. Serving is the supreme art. God is the first of servants. God serves men, but he's not a servant to men.

Wenn der liebe Gott mich und dieses Scharfschützengewehr bei freiem Schussfeld auf eine Meile an Adolf Hitler heranführen würde, Sir - Packt euren Krempel, Jungs, der Krieg ist aus.

If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler with a clear line of sight, sir - pack your bags, fellas, war's over.

Je mehr Menschen ich töte, desto weiter von zu Hause entfernt fühle ich mich.

You want to leave? You want to go off and fight the war? All right. All right. I won't stop you. I'll even put in the paperwork. I just know that every man I kill the farther away from home I feel.

Hoffentlich erfindet Ryan wenigstens etwas Sinnvolles, wenn er nach Hause kommt - ein Medikament oder die ewig haltbare Glühbirne.

He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.

Wenn sich einmal die Wege gekreuzt haben, vergisst man das nie. Es kann nur sein, dass man sich nicht daran erinnert.

Once you meet someone, you never really forget them. It just takes a while for your memory to come back to you.

Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.

Something you wouldn’t recognize... it’s called love.

Warum muss mein erster Blumenstrauß ein Abschiedsstrauß sein? Das ist so furchtbar.

I finally get a bouquet and it's a goodbye present. That's depressing.

Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss.

Haku, I've just remembered something. I think it might help you. When I was little, I dropped my shoe into a river. When I tried to get it back, I fell in. I thought I would drown, but the river carried me to shore. The river's name was the Kohaku River. I think that was you! And your real name is Kohaku River!

'Cause every night I lie in bed
The brightest colors fill my head
A million dreams are keeping me awake
I think of what the world could be
A vision of the one I see
A million dreams is all it's gonna take

They can say, they can say it all sounds crazy
They can say, they can say I've lost my mind
I don't care, I don't care, so call me crazy
We can live in a world that we design

So lange ich denken kann, wollte ich immer ein Gangster werden.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

Alright, so he got shot in the foot. What is it, a big fuckin' deal?

Du verpfeifst nie deine Freunde und hältst immer den Mund!

Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut!

Bing? What are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother?

I believe
That the Lord God created the universe.
I believe
That he sent his only son to die for my sins.
And I believe
That ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America.
I am a Mormon.
And a Mormon just believes.

I got a feeling,
That you could be feeling,
A whole lot better then you feel today
You say you got a problem,
well thats no problem,
It's super easy not to feel that way!

Now it's our time to go out
And set that world's people free.
And we can do it together,
You and me - but mostly me.

Two by two,
We're marching door to door
Cause God loves Mormons,
And he wants some more!
A two year mission is our sacrifice!
We are the army of the church of
Jesus Christ!

Soon I'll be off in a different place,
Helping the whole human race.
I know my mission will be
Something incredible!

You're gonna die someday
But if you read this book you'll see
That there's another way.
Spend eternity
With friends and family.
We can fully guarantee you that
This book will change your life!

I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I gotta admit the truth. It turned me on.

Das Leben kennt unzählige Wege dir das Herz zu brechen, soviel ist sicher.

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

Wenn Wolken die Sonne verbergen, gibt es immer irgendwo einen Silberstreifen, der mich ermahnt, nicht aufzugeben.

Die Existenz des Lebens ist ein höchst überbewertetes Phänomen.

In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.

Es scheint nicht immer nur die Sonne, Liebling, der Regen fällt auf den Gerechten genau wie auf den Ungerechten... außer in Kalifornien.

Things are tough all over, cupcake. An' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike... except in California.

Silk Spectre: 'Du musst das abwenden, sonst geht die Menschheit zu Grunde.'
Dr. Manhattan: 'Und das Universum wird es nicht einmal bemerken.'

Entweder hat Gott nicht hingesehen, oder es war ihm egal.

Mein Vater war Uhrmacher. Als Einstein entdeckte, dass die Zeit relativ ist, gab er den Job auf.

My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative.

Warum sind nur noch so wenige von uns aktiv, gesund und ohne Persönlichkeitsstörung?

Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders?

Die Menschheit arbeitet seit Anbeginn der Zeit daran, sich das Licht auszublasen. Und jetzt haben wir endlich die Macht, das Werk zu vollenden. Und egal was wir tun, sobald die Atombomben hochgehen, sind wir nur noch Staub.

You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time; now, we finally have the power to finish the job.

What would you want to be known for on earth? We only have a short time on this planet. You want to become the person that you were born to be - don't waste your time on all the junk of life! Spend your precious hours doing what will bring out the real you! The brilliant, passionate you, that's ready to contribute something meaningful into this world.

Einundzwanzig Brücken verbinden Manhatten. Schließt sie. Drei Flüsse. Dicht machen. Vier Tunnel. Blockiert sie. Stopp jeden Zug und leitet die U-Bahnen um. Dann fluten wir die Insel mit Polizisten.

We got twenty-one bridges in and out of Manhattan. Shut them down. Three rivers. Close them. Four tunnels. Block them. Stop every train and loop the subways. Then we flood the island with blue.

Sie müssen Manhatten morgen früh freigeben. Acht tote Polizisten ist eine Sache, dass der Aktienmarkt Milliarden verliert, eine ganz andere.

They’ll have to open Manhattan by morning. Eight dead policemen is one thing, but the stock market losing billions of dollars is quite another.

Franklin Finbar: 'Du bist ein schrecklicher Fahrer!'
Smolder Bravestone: 'Wovon redest du? Ich habe gerade erst letzten Monate meine Fahrprüfung wieder bestanden.'

Franklin Finbar: 'You are a terrible driver!'
Smolder Bravestone: 'What are you talking about? I just passed my driver’s test last month... again.'

Dieses Abenteuer ist sogar noch schwieriger. Dieses mal wird nicht jeder von euch das Spiel lebend verlassen.

This next adventure is even more challenging. This time, not all of you will leave the game alive. And remember, the future of Jumanji is in your hands.

Are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man.

Sarah: 'Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.'
Alan: 'It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg.'
Sarah: 'My mistake.'