Die schönsten Filmzitate (Seite 5)

Das ist mir auch passiert. Sie fanden mich in einer Seitenstraße. Ich saß in einer Kühltruhe und wollte gerade in die Erdatmosphäre eintreten.

Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

Die Mission galt als Himmelfahrtskommando. Von 10 entsandten Männern kehrten 4 zurück. Von diesen 4 schrieben 3 ein Buch über die Geschehnisse. Von diesen 3 wurden 2 veröffentlicht. Für eines der beiden wurden die Filmrechte gekauft. Dies ist die Geschichte der Männer die versucht haben, diesen Film zu drehen.

Murtogg: "Das Betreten dieses Kais ist für Zivilisten verboten."
Jack: "Tut mir furchtbar leid, das wusste ich nicht. Wenn ich einen sehe, werde ich Euch sofort informieren."

Will: "Das ist entweder wahnsinnig oder brillant."
Jack: "Es ist immer wieder erstaunlich wie nah diese beiden Eigenschaften beieinander liegen."

KATIE "I cannot believe you stole this gorilla"
CARLOS "She did not steal it, she won it, square and fair"
ALLISON "Square and fair. I did."

Zeitgeist: "Ich kann super ätzende Kotze spucken. Soll ich's mal zeigen?"
Deadpool: "Nein. Wir haben alle schon mal bei Arby's gegessen."

Zeitgeist: "I spit acidic vomit. Do you want me to demonstrate?"
Deadpool: "No. Listen, we've all eaten at Arby's, okay?"

Kinder ermöglichen es uns, besser zu sein, als wir sind.

Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be.

Ist das 'ne Bauchtasche? So eine hatte ich Neunzehnhundert-nieundneunzig.

Is that a fanny pack? I used to have one of those in 1990-never.

Du bist so düster! Sicher, dass du nicht aus'm DC Universum kommst?

You're so dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC Universe?

Ich kann dich nicht beschützen. Durch dieses Halsband sind meine Superkräfte nur ungezügelte Krebszellen. Gib' mir Pfeil und Bogen, dann bin ich praktisch Hawkeye.

I can't protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye.

Du bist tausend mal klüger als ich aussehe!

You're a lot smarter than I look.

Ich will einen Jungen! Oder ein kleines Mädchen! Definitiv eins von beidem!

I want a boy! Or a little girl! Definitely one or the other!

Es gibt nur eine Regel im Dschungel: Wenn der Löwe hungrig ist, frisst er!

There's only one rule in the jungle: when the lion's hungry, he eats!

Coach: "His name is Phuc, but spelled with a "ph", so it sounds like fook."
Phuc: "Please!"
Coach: "Alright, Phuc, calm the fook down."

It was the gravity that killed him.

Life's quick and you're slow!

Brilliance should be acknowledged.

He knew how to take advantage of his advantage.

If you wish to be the king of the jungle, it's not enough to act like a king. You must be the king. There can be no doubt. Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.

Y'all need to invest in some parachutes.

The young succeed the old!

A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.

George, If I can get to you in your own kitchen I can get to you anywhere.

Everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his wife.

I've gone to great lengths to make my operation as invisible as possible, Matthew. If you were standing on my bush, you wouldn't know it. As a matter of fact, you are standing on my bush.

I like middle age. I like gentrification, private schools, fine wines, and a spoonful of caviar to help my medicine go down. But most importantly, I'm looking forward to spending more time with you.

But now the plot begins to thicken. He has reached a crossroads in his life. The middle class and the middle age, they've got to him. They've corrupted his appetite for the horrors. He's gone soft. He wanted to cash in his chips, and get out of the game, and he seems to have found the perfect customer.

Death's still a mystery. But life, a little less so. Alone, we walk the Earth quiet. But together? As a team? Oh, we can do some shit awfully loud.

Three little words have helped dictators rule: State-run television.

One: "We need you."
Four: "Of course you need me. I'm here."
Six: "Remind me, where the fuck is here?"

Five: "She's lost a shit ton of blood!"
Two: "This isn't a shit ton."
Six: "Oh, it's leaking under my seat!"
Five: "I am judge of what's a shit ton."

This is the day I died three years ago, as far as anyone else knows. There was no eulogy. No wake. I became a ghost. But this isn't where the story really starts. No. That was four months ago, on my team's first mission.

Never underestimate the power of a very nice suit.

Ghosts have one power above all others: to haunt the living. Haunt them for what they've done.

Zehn Sekunden, zwei Alternativen: Die Information auf dem Papier oder das Gehirn auf dem Tisch!

Ten seconds, two choices: One, the information, or your brains on the desk.

For the record, there aren't 400 people in that container. Only 395 made it here alive.

Mr. Kwai: "The delivery will be made. My daughter will get over it. If I'm lucky, she'll see the light."
Frank Martin: "Yeah, and if she's lucky, maybe you'll get hit by a truck."

So wie ein Mann seinen Wagen behandelt, so behandelt er auch sich selbst.

I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself.

I'm still wondering if I want to know everything or nothing about you.

Im Transportgeschäft muss man sehr genau sein!

Transportation is a precise business!

Du beschwerst dich immer, außer wenn wir Liebe machen. Dann sagst du nichts.

You're always complaining, except when we make love. Then you say nothing.

Nichts auf der Welt funktioniert wirklich ohne Regeln.

Regel Nummer eins: An einer getroffenen Vereinbarung wird nichts geändert oder nachverhandelt.

Rule number one: Never change the deal.

Regel Nummer zwei: Keine Namen.

Rule number two: No names.

Regel Nummer drei: Öffne niemals das Paket.

Rule number three: Never look in the package.

You don't need your mouth to pee!

I got sick of seeing my best efforts turned into bullshit, by the same people that paid me to do the job.

Like a dogshit... you're everywhere.

Bugs: "Du musst uns helfen!"
Michael: "Aber ich bin jetzt Baseball Spieler."
Bugs: "Klar, und ich bin Shakespeare Schauspieler."

Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."

Bill Murray: "Es ist weil ich weiß bin, oder?"
Michael Jordan: "Nein, Larry ist auch weiß!"
Bill Murray: "Larry ist nicht weiß. Larry ist durchsichtig!"

Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"