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He knew how to take advantage of his advantage.

If you wish to be the king of the jungle, it's not enough to act like a king. You must be the king. There can be no doubt. Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.

Y'all need to invest in some parachutes.

The young succeed the old!

A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.

George, If I can get to you in your own kitchen I can get to you anywhere.

Everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his wife.

I've gone to great lengths to make my operation as invisible as possible, Matthew. If you were standing on my bush, you wouldn't know it. As a matter of fact, you are standing on my bush.

I like middle age. I like gentrification, private schools, fine wines, and a spoonful of caviar to help my medicine go down. But most importantly, I'm looking forward to spending more time with you.

But now the plot begins to thicken. He has reached a crossroads in his life. The middle class and the middle age, they've got to him. They've corrupted his appetite for the horrors. He's gone soft. He wanted to cash in his chips, and get out of the game, and he seems to have found the perfect customer.

Death's still a mystery. But life, a little less so. Alone, we walk the Earth quiet. But together? As a team? Oh, we can do some shit awfully loud.

Three little words have helped dictators rule: State-run television.

One: "We need you."
Four: "Of course you need me. I'm here."
Six: "Remind me, where the fuck is here?"

Five: "She's lost a shit ton of blood!"
Two: "This isn't a shit ton."
Six: "Oh, it's leaking under my seat!"
Five: "I am judge of what's a shit ton."

This is the day I died three years ago, as far as anyone else knows. There was no eulogy. No wake. I became a ghost. But this isn't where the story really starts. No. That was four months ago, on my team's first mission.

Never underestimate the power of a very nice suit.

Ghosts have one power above all others: to haunt the living. Haunt them for what they've done.

Zehn Sekunden, zwei Alternativen: Die Information auf dem Papier oder das Gehirn auf dem Tisch!

Ten seconds, two choices: One, the information, or your brains on the desk.

For the record, there aren't 400 people in that container. Only 395 made it here alive.

Mr. Kwai: "The delivery will be made. My daughter will get over it. If I'm lucky, she'll see the light."
Frank Martin: "Yeah, and if she's lucky, maybe you'll get hit by a truck."

So wie ein Mann seinen Wagen behandelt, so behandelt er auch sich selbst.

I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself.

I'm still wondering if I want to know everything or nothing about you.

Im Transportgeschäft muss man sehr genau sein!

Transportation is a precise business!

Du beschwerst dich immer, außer wenn wir Liebe machen. Dann sagst du nichts.

You're always complaining, except when we make love. Then you say nothing.

Nichts auf der Welt funktioniert wirklich ohne Regeln.

Regel Nummer eins: An einer getroffenen Vereinbarung wird nichts geändert oder nachverhandelt.

Rule number one: Never change the deal.

Regel Nummer zwei: Keine Namen.

Rule number two: No names.

Regel Nummer drei: Öffne niemals das Paket.

Rule number three: Never look in the package.

You don't need your mouth to pee!

I got sick of seeing my best efforts turned into bullshit, by the same people that paid me to do the job.

Like a dogshit... you're everywhere.

Bugs: "Du musst uns helfen!"
Michael: "Aber ich bin jetzt Baseball Spieler."
Bugs: "Klar, und ich bin Shakespeare Schauspieler."

Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."

Bill Murray: "Es ist weil ich weiß bin, oder?"
Michael Jordan: "Nein, Larry ist auch weiß!"
Bill Murray: "Larry ist nicht weiß. Larry ist durchsichtig!"

Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"

Stan: "Ich kann zwar nicht sehr hoch springen, ich bin äußerst langsam..."
Silvester: "...und fett!"
Daffy: "...und ein Trottel!"

Stan: "I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow."
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"

Bill: "Also, Ente ?"
Daffy: "Anwesend!"
Bill: "Du spielst an das Hasenmädchen ab, Hasenmädchen du spielst an den Hasentypen ab!"
Lola: "Geht klar."
Bill: "Du spielst zu Michael, Michael du nimmst den Ball und rennst voll rein!"
Michael: "Bill, wir sind in der Defense!"

Standing at three-foot-three, four-foot if you count the ears, is... Bugs Bunny!

Alien: "Erdling wir suchen einen gewissen Bugs Bunny. Hast du ihn gesehen?"
Bugs: "Hm, Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny... hat er so lange Ohren, so etwa?"
Aliens: "Ja."
Bugs: "Und hüpft er immer durch die Gegend, so etwa?"
Aliens: "Ja, ja."
Bugs: "Und sagt er immer 'is was Doc', so etwa: 'Is was Doc'?" Aliens: "Jaa!"
Bugs: "Nö, nie von dem gehört."

Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.

Psychiatrist: "Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform?"
Ewing: "No!"
Psychiatrist: "I'm just asking."

Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"

You ever heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man.

Nenn mich nie wieder Hasi!

Don't ever call me doll!

Platz! Lasst die Starente durch!

Daffy: "You think she's got enough toys?"
Bugs: "Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?"
Daffy: "Yeah."
Bugs: "You ever see any money from all that stuff?"
Daffy: "Hah, not a cent!"
Bugs: "Hmm... me neither."
Daffy: "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!"

Tweety: "Ich stehe frei, ich stehe frei!"
Silvester: "Ich sag dir wo du stehst... auf der Speisekarte."
Tweety: "Böse alte Miezekatze."

Michael: "Jemand muss zu mir gehen um meine Basketball Sachen zu holen."
Daffy: "In dein Haus? Ins 3D Land?"
Michael: "Und das wichtigste, vergesst nicht meine North Carolina Shorts!"
Daffy: "Deine Shorts vom College ?"
Michael: "Die hatte ich immer unter den Chicago Bulls Klamotten, bei jedem Spiel."
Looney Tunes:"Iiih!"
Michael: "Augenblick! Ich hab sie nach jedem Spiel gewaschen."
Daffy: "Hahaha... natürlich!"

Michael: "Don't forget my North Carolina shorts!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"

Michael: "Na klasse, die Bude ist ein Schweinestall."
Daffy: "Schweinestall! Ach, das bisschen Schmutz - etwas Spucke drauf, und in Sekunden ist die Bude wieder 1A!"

Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!

Ihr habt sehr viel... ihr habt sehr viel... was auch immer es ist, ihr habt sehr viel davon!

Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it!

You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!