Zitate und Sprüche von Evette Chase

Zitate und Sprüche von Evette Chase
Carol: "Our Kimmy has never touched drugs of alcohol. She doesn't go out much."
Evette: "I believe it."
Bela: "And you don't have to worry about me, Senator Chase. I'm a commited student eager to study the sciences."
Evette: "Okay, that felt forced."
The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1
I mean, Vermont? Why's it even a state? Bunch of potheads making maple sirup.
The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

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Hi, I'm Bela. Like in Twilight, but Indian.
No one in the history of the world has gotten laid wearing an anorak.
Mm! Young Stalin could get it. Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.
Leighton Murray: "Are you just now getting home? Wait, is this a walk of shame?"
Kimberly Finkle: "I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night in the library hooking up with my textbook?"
We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.
I'm the LeBron James of being attracted to women.
The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Kimberly: "What classes are you taking?"
Bela: "I literally don't even know. I just signed up for anything that started with 'Intro'."
Whitney: "Why is there a tan ass print on our couch?"
Bela: "What you should be asking is, why aren't there four?"
Kimberly: "Max and I are waiting. Not for any weird reason. He's just not ready."
Whitney: "He's not ready?"
Kimberly: "What's wrong with that?"
Leighton: "Boys are born ready, so something's up."
I didn't come to college to be tethered to some dude I dated in high school. Also, I never really dated anyone in high school.
Kimberly: "If you're saying that because you like Nico, you should definitely go for it."
Whitney: "Nah, that's all right. I like men, not boys."
Chloe: "God, you're so much hotter than your profile. It's like a reverse catfish."
The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 2
I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love, and it's an expression of your commitment.
Let's krunk out with our junk out!
Are you ready to black out with your rack out?
Ugh, I f*cking love college!
Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?
We're your roommates. I'm Bela, that's Whitney, that's Leighton. Just kidding, they're my Indian parents.
Four months ago, I was an Indian loser with cystic acne, sweaty armpits, and glasses. But with Lasik procedure, an Accutane prescription, and medical-grade Botox injected into my armpits, I'm normal.
I came here because it's diverse. We're from the whitest town in the world. Dad won't even eat tacos!
Die Regensaison in Vermont ist zwar nicht lang, aber dafür ziemlich düster.
The rainy season in Vermont is not long, but it definitely gets gloomy.
Sind wir glücklich damit, dass 99% allen Geldes an die oberen 1% fließt? Sind wir glücklich damit, dass eine Familie in diesem Land mehr besitzt, als die unteren 130 Millionen Menschen?
Are we happy that 99% of all new income is going to the top 1%? Are we happy that one family in this country owns more than the bottom 130 million people?
Bernie Sanders (als Senator von Vermont) - Late Night with Seth Meyers, 2. Juni 2015
Glück kann man nicht kaufen, aber einen Flug nach Vermont - und das ist quasi das selbe.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Vermont - and that's pretty much the same thing.
Tonight, we're gonna rage our brains out at the anything-but-clothes party. I will be making a mini-dress made out of caution tape and caution - I will be showing some ass meat!
One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.
Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1
Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.
Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1
Wissen ist ein Paradox. Je mehr man letztendlich weiß, desto mehr versteht man das Ausmaß seiner eigenen Unwissenheit.
Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.
Viktor, der Vorbote der Maschinen in Arcane - Staffel 2 Episode 6

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