[Bert] I love pigeons more than anything else in this world… besides oatmeal.
[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.
Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."
Die Muppet Show - Staffel 1 Episode 2
