Zitate und Sprüche von Ernie & Bert

Zitate und Sprüche von Ernie & Bert

[Bert] I love pigeons more than anything else in this world… besides oatmeal.
[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.
Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."
Die Muppet Show - Staffel 1 Episode 2

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[Asked why he lives in a trash can] Well, the rent is cheap and I love trash, so I figured I would be close to it if I lived in a trash can myself.
Oh, ich mag Müll!
Alles was staubig ist, schmutzig und dreckig
Alles was rostig ist, gammlig und speckig
Ja, ich mag Müll!
Elmo thinks it's important to be kind because if you're kind to somebody, then they'll be kind to somebody, and it goes on and on and on.
Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.
1
Ernie: "You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep."
Count: "‘Count Sheep?’ Who's that?"
Bad days happen to everyone, but when one happens to you, just keep doing your best and never let a bad day make you feel bad about yourself.
Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.
Cookie is like high five for stomach.
1
Where there is life, there is hope.
Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?
It is I, your furry pal, Grover!
Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"
Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 1 Episode 2
Piggy: "Ich weiß nicht, Dr. Bob, ich glaube, er hat Fieber. Er fühlt sich so heiß an."
Dr. Bob: "So? Na, dann holen Sie mal das Senftöpfchen!"
Piggy: "Wieso Senf?"
Dr. Bob: "Na, weil auf Hot Dogs Ketchup oder Senf gehört."
Statler: "Sie könnten diese Show ja sehr leicht verbessern, wenn sie den Schluss ändern würden."
Waldorf: "So, wie denn?"
Statler: "Wenn gleich nach dem Anfang der Schluss käme."
Waldorf: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf: "No, the show. He's sick of it."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 4 Episode 13
Me love to eat cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.
Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.
Sometimes me think, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "a friend is someone to share the last cookie with."
Ja, das war eine Banane. Niemand erwartet die Banane.
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The tribe said their farewells. Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time. Hope. Kevin felt pride. He was going to be the one to save his tribe. Stuart felt hungry mostly. He was going to be the one to eat this banana. And Bob, Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. And they were Off. Off to find their new boss.
Nathan: "[got to hold grip on a bar] All right, eh, come on, admit it. You're impressed."
Chloe: "I am. I'll throw you a banana."
Chloe Frazer in Uncharted
If you keep practicing, you can do anything.
It's incredible where you can go with your imagination.
You'd be a grouch, too, if you lived in a trash can.
Greetings it is I the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count things.
Waldorf: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler: "What?"
Waldorf: "It ends."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 4 Episode 3
Statler: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler: "The seats face the stage."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 2 Episode 1
Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 5 Episode 18
Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.
You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.
Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show - Before You Leap
Listen everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? Well because, thanks to Walter here we tried. And if we failed, we failed together and to me that's not failing at all.
Nurse Piggy: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."
Doctor Bob in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 1 Episode 17

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