Epic Rap Battles of History Zitate

I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls
And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of shit 'My World'

Even Elise wants to do me
And now that you're right next to me
I can understand, why they used a dog to play you in the movie

Mario Party's the only one you get invited to
Your life is like Skyrim, an endless quest of solitude

You dumb motherfucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes