Epic Rap Battles of History Zitate

I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls
And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of sh-t "My World"

Even Elise wants to do me
And now that you're right next to me
I can understand, why they used a dog to play you in the movie

Mario Party's the only one you get invited to
Your life is like Skyrim, an endless quest of solitude

You dumb motherf-cker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some f-cking winter clothes