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Zitate und Sprüche von Elaine Benes
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Mr. Peterman
: "Elaine, can you keep a secret?"
Elaine
: "No sir, I can't."
Seinfeld
I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.
Seinfeld
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My goal is, of course, for this show to do well, and I would love it if people liked it.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I really do like to work. I will work again. But on my terms.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all of my women friends haven't figured it out -how the hell do you do this? How do you work and have families?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
1
It's much more acceptable for men to work and father kids. There's an inherent inequality, because we want to do it all, and I don't know how we can do this all.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
George
: "She calls me up at my office. She says, 'We have to talk.'"
Jerry
: "Ugh. The four worst words in the English language."
George
: "That or 'Whose bra is this?'"
Jerry
: "That's worse."
Jerome Seinfeld
in
Seinfeld
Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.
Jerome Seinfeld
in
Seinfeld
Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?
George Costanza
in
Seinfeld
I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.
George Costanza
in
Seinfeld
Women don't respect salad eaters.
Jerome Seinfeld
in
Seinfeld
Salat
Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.
George Costanza
in
Seinfeld
Geld
This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.
George Costanza
in
Seinfeld
George
: "Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?"
Jerry
: "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind."
Jerome Seinfeld
in
Seinfeld
George
: "Man kann Wäsche auch über-trocknen."
Jerry
: "Das ist Wäsche, keine Pflanze."
George
: "Und was heißt das?"
Jerry
: "Pflanzen kann man zum Beispiel überdüngen. Aber wenn Wäsche mal nass ist, dann muss sie trocknen."
George
: "You're gonna over-dry your laundry."
Jerry
: "You can't over-dry."
George
: "Why not?"
Jerry
: "Same reason you can't over-wet."
Jerome Seinfeld
in
Seinfeld
- Staffel 1 Episode 1
George
: "You've got to apologize."
Jerry
: "Why?"
George
: "Because it's the mature and adult thing to do."
Jerry
: "How does that affect me?"
Jerome Seinfeld
in
Seinfeld
That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
Jerome Seinfeld
in
Seinfeld
Weihnachten
I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.'
George Costanza
in
Seinfeld
Florentin
: "Wenn ihr euch wirklich mal auseinander streitet - dass man in nem Flashback diese Szene hier zeigen kann: Woran denkt ihr, wird eure Viererbeziehung scheitern? Mit einem Wort."
Nils
: "Simon."
Nils Bomhoff
in
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- Almost Daily #239
Simon Krätschmer
If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?
Jordan Klepper
in
The Daily Show
New York Jets
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