Zitate und Sprüche von Edwin Jarvis

Miss Carter, you have no idea how foreign Los Angeles will seem to a civilized person such as yourself. They eat avocados... with everything!

Edwin Jarvis: "In polite society, one telephones ahead before trespassing."
Peggy Carter: "I imagine strange women traipsing through the property isn't a completely unusual occurrence."
Edwin Jarvis: "That's a fair point."

There is not a man or woman, no matter how fit he or she may be, who is capable of carrying the entire world on their shoulders.

An ideal butler provides service without being asked.

Nobody is above protocol. Not even Captain America's old flame.

Edwin Jarvis: "Stark can be thoughtless. Inconsiderate. Vain. Childish. Unreliable. Arrogant."
Peggy Carter: "You flatter him."

I grew up on the lower east side. My father sold fruit. My mother sewed shirtwaists for a factory. Let me tell you, you don't get to climb the American ladder without picking up some bad habits on the way. There's a ceiling for certain types of people based on how much money your parents have, your social class, your religion, your sex. And the only way to break through that ceiling sometimes is to lie, so that's my natural instinct to lie.

I got a bottle of Schnapps and half a rhubarb pie. Let's see which one makes us sick first.

Jack Thompson: "If you don't mind, these surveillance reports need to be filed, and you're really so much better at that kind of thing."
Peggy Carter: "What kind of thing is that, Agent Thompson? The alphabet? I can teach you. Let's start with words beginning with 'A'."

Peggy Carter: "You can't be serious."
Howard Stark: "I try not to be, but sometimes it just slips out anyway."

Edwin Jarvis: "Mr. Stark believed the intruder had some advanced technological assistance."
Peggy Carter: "Mr. Stark believes brushing your teeth requires advanced technological assistance."

Technically, we don't even know if it works. But, let's face it. I invented it. So, it works.

Loki: "I have an army."
Iron Man: "We have a Hulk!"

Captain America: "Big man in a suit-armor. Take that away, what are you?"
Iron Man: "A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist..."

"That's all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"
"Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography."

No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

Iron Man: "Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?"
Captain America: "What?"
Iron Man: "It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle."

Sometimes, you gotta run before you can walk.

Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.

In a few hours, I'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has ever tried to hide... Blueberry?

Of the poeple in this room, who is wearing A: a strangly outfit and is B: not of use?

Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?

Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety. If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.

That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

Remember, with great power. comes great responsibility!

We'll all fly away together. One last time. Into the forever. And beautiful sky.

You know what scares me the most? When it happens, when it comes over me and I totally lose control... I like it.

Thor: "Have care how u speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he's from Asgard and he's my brother."
Black Widow: "He killed 80 people in 2 days."
Thor: "He's adopted..."

Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever. I'm the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus!

Dr. Strange: "That doesn’t make any sense."
The Ancient One: "Not everything does. Not everything has to. "

The only ones who gods care about is themselves.

Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.

Thor: "We are just like the humans. We are born, we live, we die."
Loki: "Give or take 5,000 years."

At some point we all have to choose. Between what the world wants you to be and who you are.

In times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers.

You break the rules and become a hero. I do it, I become the enemy... that doesn't seem fair.

Rocket Raccoon: "Why would you wanna to save the galaxy?"
Peter Quill: "Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it."

I have been a voice with no body. A body, but not human. And now, a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next?

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.