Ich habe Neuigkeiten für dich. Erstens, es gibt keinen Jesus. Zweitens, es gibt keinen Gott. Drittens, kümmer dich um deinen eigenen Kram und es wird alles gut gehen.
I got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out.
AtheismusEd AsnerKinder aufzuziehen ist ein Teil Freude und ein Teil Krieg.
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.
ElternEd AsnerI regard myself as a beautiful musical instrument, and my role is to contribute that instrument to scripts worthy of it.
Ed AsnerI've never stopped loving cartoons. I loved cartoons as a kid. I can still look at them and enjoy them.
Ed AsnerI don't know who made the Earth. I woke up one morning, and it's here. I make the best of it.
Ed Asner