One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I'm better at hiding than they are... at vision.Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 4
All right. Who did this? I'm not mad, I just want to know who did it, so I can punish them.Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 3
Schrute: "Never been sick. Perfect immune system."
Jim: "Well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies."
Schrute: "I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute."
I don't believe in coddling people. In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild, healthcare is: Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. And I'm dead.
Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
He put my stuff in Jell-O again! That's real professional. Thanks. This is the third time, and it wasn't funny the first two times either, Jim!Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 1