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Dwight Schrute ist ein Charakter aus The Office

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One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I'm better at hiding than they are... at vision.

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 4
 
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All right. Who did this? I'm not mad, I just want to know who did it, so I can punish them.

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 3
 
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Schrute: "Never been sick. Perfect immune system."
Jim: "Well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies."
Schrute: "I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute."

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 3
 
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I don't believe in coddling people. In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild, healthcare is: Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. And I'm dead.
Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 3
 
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He put my stuff in Jell-O again! That's real professional. Thanks. This is the third time, and it wasn't funny the first two times either, Jim!

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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