This chocolate tastes like cement, who makes this junk? Oh my goodness, I make this junk.
Dear Diary, it's me... Doug. The school dance felt like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it was only yesterday. It all began... well, this afternoon.
Doug Funnie - Staffel 1 Episode 2
Skeeter: "Wow, I've never seen a vegetarian dog before."
Doug: "It's just a phase."
Doug: "It's just a phase."
Doug Funnie - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Doug: "My name's Doug. I guess I didn't catch yours."
Roger: "That's because I didn't throw it."
Roger: "That's because I didn't throw it."
Roger Klotz - Staffel 1 Episode 1
I guess it just goes to show you: Sometimes things don't turn out as bad as you think they will. But sometimes they turn out a lot worse. But, then again, sometimes they turn out sorta ok, but kinda bad.
