Zitate und Sprüche von Doug Funnie

Dear Diary, it's me... Doug. The school dance felt like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it was only yesterday. It all began... well, this afternoon.

Skeeter: "Wow, I've never seen a vegetarian dog before."
Doug: "It's just a phase."

I guess it just goes to show you: Sometimes things don't turn out as bad as you think they will. But sometimes they turn out a lot worse. But, then again, sometimes they turn out sorta ok, but kinda bad.