Zitate und Sprüche von Doug Funnie

Dear Diary, it's me... Doug. The school dance felt like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it was only yesterday. It all began... well, this afternoon.

Skeeter: "Wow, I've never seen a vegetarian dog before."
Doug: "It's just a phase."

I guess it just goes to show you: Sometimes things don't turn out as bad as you think they will. But sometimes they turn out a lot worse. But, then again, sometimes they turn out sorta ok, but kinda bad.

Doug: "My name's Doug. I guess I didn't catch yours."
Roger: "That's because I didn't throw it."

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.