Zitate und Sprüche von Dori

Zitate und Sprüche von Dori

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Paimon: "Wait... you're Dori? Paimon sure thought you'd look a whole lot scarier."
Dori: "Hey, whaddya trying to say, Princess Peabrain!? I can be scary enough when I need to be, believe me."
What kind of products do you seek, my dear customers? Don't worry, I'm not interested in your reasons for buying - I can, however, offer some suggestions.
With enough Mora, you can afford to do anything - even take on the Akademiya.
My Mora is mine, and your Mora is mine too! Hehe.
Hobbies? Sure, I've got tons of hobbies. First, there's earning Mora. Then, there's counting Mora. Oh, and then I like to look at Mora. Ah, Mora, nothing in the world makes me happier!
You've really got a good head on your shoulders... and quite the eye for quality.
Need to stay dry? I have just the thing! This specialty umbrella collects and purifies rain water, turning it into drinking water that is conveniently stores in this compact container - a real must-have for a traveler like yourself! And all that for only 500,000 Mora!
First, I mark up the price by 30 % and then I offer a 20 % discount. More Mora for me, and the customers still feel like they're getting a bargain. Now that's what I call a win-win.
Mora for Dori opens doors!
Well if it isn't the renowned Traveler! I'm Dori Sangemah Bay, a traveling merchant. As an introductory gift, you can enjoy a 10 % discount on all my wares and merchandise. Feel free to have a look. I'll even help package up your purchase free of charge.
I always have people coming to me with business proposals that could yield only 30 % profit. I'm a business lady, you know. Please, anything under 100 % profit, I don't even want to hear about it.
There's nothing more beautiful than shiny Mora, glittering in the sun! Hehe.
Check out my fully-automatic snowball maker! It's one of a kind. Wanna give it a try? I'll even throw in a 5 % discount on the rental!
You wanna hear some stories? Alright, it'll cost you a million Mora. Well... okay, out of respect for our friendship, I guess I can give you a 1 % discount. So that'll be 990,000 Mora. Pretty good deal if you ask me.

Hehe, you've got a good head on your shoulders. I'll tell you a story about a merchant.

A long, long time ago, a merchant lost her way while she was out on the road. It wasn't long before she encountered a Fog Div. Just as the Fog Div was about to eat her alive, she said in a panic, "Wait, Mr. Fog Div! Don't eat me! I've got a story to tell you. Please, have a listen, and if you like what you hear, then perhaps you would spare."

The Fog Div agreed to listen, and the merchant began to tell her story. It was about herself, from a time when business was not doing so well. Just as she was beginning to feel helpless, she happened to find a magic lamp in her warehouse. She began to polish the lamp, when all of a sudden, a puff of red smoke came out. The smoke spoke to her and claimed to be The Genie of Beauty and Kindness. The merchant somehow reminded the genie of her own lovely daughter, so she kindly offered to grant the merchant a wish.

What could a merchant ever desire more than the prospect of more Mora? So the merchant wished that she could earn more Mora in the future than she could ever hope to count. The Genie of Beauty and Kindness agreed, and became the merchant's supplier, providing her with magical and fantastic goods. The merchant soon went on to make a fortune.

Hearing the merchant's story, the Fog Div became very puzzled. The div and the genie were obviously of the same species, so how come the div couldn't perform any magic? The merchant praised the Fog Div's potential, saying that it, too, would surely gain the genie's great power if only it were to stay in the same magic lamp. The Fog Div agreed and entered the merchant's magic lamp... Huh? Is this a real story? Backstory details cost extra! Give me another 990,000 Mora and I'll tell you!
You'd like to see a Sumpter Beast? No problem. I've got more than you could ever dream of. I'd be happy to let you see them - for a fee... hehe!
You wanna take a nap? I can offer you a soft, fluffy cushion that will perfectly conform to the contour of your back. Of course, the level of comfort also depens on how much Mora you're willing to pay.
What kind of products do you seek, my dear customers?