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The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Woah… pretty heavy philosophical stuff for a cartoon show!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

April O'Neil: "What are you?"
Leonardo: "Well, miss, we're ninjas."
Raphael: "We're mutants!"
Donatello: "Technically, we're turtles."
Michelangelo: "And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations."
April O'Neil: "So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?"
Donatello: "When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Raphael: "Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?"
Michelangelo: "You made me promise never to say it again."
Raphael: "Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?"
Michelangelo: "I've been holding it in for years... COWABUNGA!"

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Raphael: "Drive!"
Vernon Fenwick: "You're a talking turtle."
Raphael: "Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, hit it!"

Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.

Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

One-Liner

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Pizza

I love being a turtle!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Fighting's for grownups, and that's only if you got no other choice.

Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Kämpfen

Humans are the demon scum of the Earth. Avoid them. Don't say hi. They lust to murder that which is different from them. To interact with them is to die.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Do I need to remind you who has four shells and defeated the Shredder?

Leonardo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Amanda: "Ich kaufe euch ein Glas ab, wenn ihr meine Pfadfinderinnen Kekse kauft."
Wednesday: "Sind die aus frischen Pfadfinderinnen gemacht?"

Amanda: "I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies."
Wednesday: "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"

Wednesday Addams in Addams Family

Gomez: "Er hat die Augen meines Vaters."
Morticia: "Gomez, nimm sie ihm aus dem Mund."

Gomez: "He has my father's eyes."
Morticia: "Gomez, take those out of his mouth."

Morticia Addams in Addams Family - Addams Family Values

Morticia: "Wednesday ist jetzt in dem Alter, in dem sich Mädchen nur für eins interessieren."
Großmutter: "Nette Jungs?"
Wednesday: "Mord und Totschlag."

Morticia: "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
Grandmother: "Boys?"
Wednesday: "Homocide."

Wednesday Addams in Addams Family - Addams Family Values

Fester: "Deine erste Havanna!"
Gomez: "Was? Ach komm, mein Alter, meine erste habe ich schon mit fünf genossen - Mutter bestand darauf."

Uncle Fester: "Your first cigar!"
Gomez: "What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5 - Mother insisted."

Gomez Addams in Addams Family

Wednesday: "Kann ich mal das Salz haben?"
Morticia: "Wie sagt man?"
Wednesday: "Sofort!"

Wednesday: "Pass the salt."
Morticia: "And what do we say?"
Wednesday: "Now!"

Wednesday Addams in Addams Family

Quäl Dich nicht, Gomez - überlass' das mir.

Don't torture yourself, Gomez - that's my job.

Morticia Addams in Addams Family

Sieh sie dir an. Ich würde für sie sterben. Ich würde für sie morden. Fragt sich nur, was mache ich zuerst?

Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

Gomez Addams in Addams Family

Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need. Besides, our parents have made it clear that the only way to be accepted in this family is to be exactly like them. I can't play by those rules anymore.

Wednesday Addams in Addams Family

Morticia: "How was school?"
Pugsley: "Terrible. Especially history."
Wednesday: "Yeah, they never tell us anything interesting. Like, how many heads they chopped off in the French Revolution."

Wednesday Addams in Addams Family

Eine neue Studie besagt, dass New Jersey die höchste Lebensqualität im ganzen Land bietet. Die Studie hat eine Fehlertoleranz von 100 Prozent.

The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.

Conan O'Brien

New Jersey

Gerade wenn man denkt, dass es nicht schlimmer kommen kann, müssen wir nach Jersey.

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, we gotta go to Jersey.

Hulk in What If…? - Staffel 1 Episode 4

New Jersey

I feel like if you're in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan.

Kevin Smith

New Jersey

There comes a time, brothers, where history is forged like melted cheese. It sticks together as one, but it's still soft and squishy in the middle.

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Käse

Uh... yuck! You guys won't like it... I'll take the rest!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

We're lean, we're green, and we're mean!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Trust me, I may not have ninja training, but I have achieved a level of awesomeness attainable only to Casey Jones.

Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I do not wish to fight. But cast a stone into the lake, and the ripples will return to you.

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Kämpfen

You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing: a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused! Elbows locked! Stance lowered! Be one with the blades! I know you are eager to answer their calls. But your training is not yet complete. The world below must remain your home. As your father, you must trust me and be patient. You are not yet ready to go above ground, but I believe when that day comes, when you rise to the streets, you will be responsible for amazing things.

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Leonardo: "Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?"
Donatello: "0.00000003%!"
Leonardo: "I'll take it!"

Leonardo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Weems: "Irgendwas wird deine Begeisterung schon heraus kitzeln."
Wednesday: "Die letzte Person, die mich gekitzelt hat, verlor einen Finger."

Weems: "No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Staffel 1 Episode 2

Tote Menschen rufen bekanntlich nur selten zurück.

Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Staffel 1 Episode 2

Diese Geschichte wird bald eine dunkle Wendung nehmen. Normalerweise liebe ich dunkle Wendungen. Wie damals, als die Karussellbremsen auf meiner achten Geburtstagsparty auf mysteriöse Weise versagt haben.

This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes myteriously failed at my eighth birthdays party.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Staffel 1 Episode 2

Endlich bist du unter Gleichaltrigen, die dich verstehen. Vielleicht findest du sogar Freunde.

Finally, you will be among pears who understand you. Maybe you'll even make some friends.

Morticia Addams in Wednesday - Staffel 1

Gomez: "Unglücklich, Liebling?"
Morticia: "Oh ja, wunschlos unglücklich."

Morticia Addams in Addams Family

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