Jetzt weiß ich endlich was ich dir bieten kann Marge! Völlige und nie endende Abhängigkeit!
Homer Simpson in Die SimpsonsBart, kannst du mal kurz das Lenkrad halten, ich muss mich an zwei Stellen gleichzeitig kratzen.
Homer Simpson in Die SimpsonsUnd wieviel kostet das Gratiswochenende?
Homer Simpson in Die SimpsonsAmerica's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well… all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
USAHomer Simpson in Die SimpsonsOoh, the Patriot Act is so terrible! The government might find out what library books I take out! What's next, finding out what operas I go to?
USAHomer Simpson in Die SimpsonsHomer: "Do you want the job done right or do you want it done fast?"
Marge: "Well, like all Americans… fast!"
Ah, Bier, meine eine Schwäche. Quasi meine Achillessehne.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
BierHomer Simpson in Die SimpsonsWe home school 'em. I teach the big ones, and the big ones teach the little ones, but nobody taught me, so the whole thing is an exercise in futility.
Cletus Spuckler in Die Simpsons, Staffel 18 Episode 14When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power. Like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
Homer Simpson in Die Simpsons, Staffel 9 Episode 5I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: "Cover for me."
Number 2: "Oh, good idea, Boss!"
Number 3: "It was like that when I got here."
