Jetzt weiß ich endlich was ich dir bieten kann Marge! Völlige und nie endende Abhängigkeit!
Bart, kannst du mal kurz das Lenkrad halten, ich muss mich an zwei Stellen gleichzeitig kratzen.
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well… all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
Ooh, the Patriot Act is so terrible! The government might find out what library books I take out! What's next, finding out what operas I go to?
Homer: "Do you want the job done right or do you want it done fast?"
Marge: "Well, like all Americans… fast!"
Marge: "Well, like all Americans… fast!"
Good things don't end with "eum", they end with "mania" or "teria".
We home school 'em. I teach the big ones, and the big ones teach the little ones, but nobody taught me, so the whole thing is an exercise in futility.
Cletus Spuckler - Staffel 18 Episode 14
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power. Like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
Homer Simpson - Staffel 9 Episode 5
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: "Cover for me."
Number 2: "Oh, good idea, Boss!"
Number 3: "It was like that when I got here."
Number 1: "Cover for me."
Number 2: "Oh, good idea, Boss!"
Number 3: "It was like that when I got here."