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Die Muppet Show ist eine zwischen 1976 und 1981 produzierte, erfolgreiche britisch-amerikanische Puppen- und Comedy-Serie mit den Muppets von Jim Henson und Frank Oz. Die Muppet Show ist ein Varieté mit verschiedenen Unterhaltungs-Darbietungen von Puppen mit jeweils einem prominenten Gaststar pro Folge.

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Sometimes me think, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "a friend is someone to share the last cookie with."

Krümelmonster in Die Muppet Show
 
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Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show
 
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Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 1 Episode 2
 
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Piggy: "Ich weiß nicht, Dr. Bob, ich glaube, er hat Fieber. Er fühlt sich so heiß an."
Dr. Bob: "So? Na, dann holen Sie mal das Senftöpfchen!"
Piggy: "Wieso Senf?"
Dr. Bob: "Na, weil auf Hot Dogs Ketchup oder Senf gehört."

Doctor Bob in Die Muppet Show
 
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Statler: "Sie könnten diese Show ja sehr leicht verbessern, wenn sie den Schluss ändern würden."
Waldorf: "So, wie denn?"
Statler: "Wenn gleich nach dem Anfang der Schluss käme."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show
 
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Waldorf: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf: "No, the show. He's sick of it."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 4 Episode 13
 
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Waldorf: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler: "What?"
Waldorf: "It ends."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 4 Episode 3
 
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Statler: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler: "The seats face the stage."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 2 Episode 1
 
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Nurse Piggy: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."

Doctor Bob in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 1 Episode 17
 
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Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 5 Episode 18
 
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Waldorf: "Well, this has been an evening to remember."
Statler: "Why?"
Waldorf: "I forgot."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 4 Episode 18
 
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Waldorf: "Do you think there's life in outer space?"
Statler: "There's certainly none in this theater."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 4 Episode 17
 
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Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.

Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show
 
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Statler: "Bist Du bereit für den Weltuntergang?"
Waldorf: "Ja. Schlimmer als diese Show kann er nicht sein."

Statler: "Are you ready for the end of the world?"
Waldorf: "Sure! It couldn't be any worse than this show."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 5 Episode 24
 
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You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.

Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show, Before You Leap
 
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Listen everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? Well because, thanks to Walter here we tried. And if we failed, we failed together and to me that's not failing at all.

Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show
 
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Statler: "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point."
Waldorf: "I hope so. Otherwise I would've bored half the audience half to death."
Statler: "You mean half the audience is still alive?"

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show
 
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I've got a dream too, but it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with.

Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show
 
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Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."

Ernie & Bert in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 1 Episode 2
 
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Just because you haven't found your talent yet, doesn't mean you don't have one.

Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show
 
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Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.

Krümelmonster in Die Muppet Show
 
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Statler: "Is this movie in 3D?"
Waldorf: "Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show
 
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Waldorf: "Pay up, they made it through another one."
Statler: "Double or nothing on next week's show?"
Waldorf: "You're on."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 1 Episode 6
 
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Rico Rodriguez: "Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
Kermit: "Yes I am!"

Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show
 
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Statler: "I liked that last number."
Waldorf: "What did you like about it?"
Statler: "It was the LAST number."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 3 Episode 6
 
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Statler: "He was doing okay until he fell off the stage."
Waldorf: "Wrong. He was doing okay until he came on the stage."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 2 Episode 15
 
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Waldorf: "Yeah, whadya think?"
Statler: "Beats sitting home watching television."

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Gonzo: "Hey, Kermit, are you busy?"
Kermit: "Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute."
Gonzo: "What would I do with your ear?"
Kermit: "Van Gogh impressions."

Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 1 Episode 9
 
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Milton Berle: "You're the two guys that I heard about that heckle from the box, huh? There they are ladies and gentlemen. Take a good look at them. Starski & Crutch. Now don't start with me boys, don't start."
Statler: "Hey, Berle."
Milton Berle: "What?"
Statler: "You know what? I've just figured out your style."
Milton Berle: "Really?"
Statler: "You work like Gregory Peck."
Milton Berle: "Gregory Peck's not a comedian."
Statler: "Well?"
Milton Berle: "Now just a minute, please. I have been a successful comedian half of my life."
Waldorf: "How come we got this half?"
Milton Berle: "Look, did you two come in here to be entertained or not?"
Statler: "That's right."
Milton Berle: "What's right?"
Statler: "We came in here to be entertained, and we're not!"
Milton Berle: "Oh, yeah? I'd like to see you come down here and be funny."
Waldorf: "You first!"
Milton Berle: "Don't pay any attention to him, folks. He's the ninth child of a family of eight! Let me tell the story."
Statler: "Hey, hey, Berle!"
Milton Berle: "Ohhh... Yeah, what is it? What is it?"
Statler: "You know what you're doing wrong?"
Milton Berle: "What'm I doing wrong?"
Statler: "You're standing too close to the audience."
Milton Berle: "Oh, yeah? How is this?"
Statler: "You're still too close."
Milton Berle: "Oh, sorry. Is this okay?"
Statler: "No, a little more."
Milton Berle: "How far back do you want me to go?"
Statler: "You got a car?"
Milton Berle: "Let me tell you something: If you don't stop, I'll have the usher throw you out!"
Waldorf: "He can't. He's too busy."
Milton Berle: "Doing what?"
Waldorf: "Keeping people in!"
Milton Berle: "And you're encouraging them! That's what you're doing! You know, I got a good mind to punch you in your nose."
Waldorf: "Please, not while I'm holding it."
Milton Berle: "That's very funny."
Waldorf: "Ah, you can use it."
Milton Berle: "I don't need your material, pal. I got a million funny lines in the back of my head."
Statler: "Yeah? How come they never reach your mouth?"

Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show, Staffel 2 Episode 3
 
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