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Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"

Waldorf & Statler

Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 1 Episode 2

Piggy: "Ich weiß nicht, Dr. Bob, ich glaube, er hat Fieber. Er fühlt sich so heiß an."
Dr. Bob: "So? Na, dann holen Sie mal das Senftöpfchen!"
Piggy: "Wieso Senf?"
Dr. Bob: "Na, weil auf Hot Dogs Ketchup oder Senf gehört."

Doctor Bob

Statler: "Sie könnten diese Show ja sehr leicht verbessern, wenn sie den Schluss ändern würden."
Waldorf: "So, wie denn?"
Statler: "Wenn gleich nach dem Anfang der Schluss käme."

Waldorf & Statler

Waldorf: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf: "No, the show. He's sick of it."

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 4 Episode 13

Waldorf: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler: "What?"
Waldorf: "It ends."

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 4 Episode 3

Statler: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler: "The seats face the stage."

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 2 Episode 1

Nurse Piggy: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."

Doctor Bob - Staffel 1 Episode 17

Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 5 Episode 18

Sesamstraße

Waldorf: "Well, this has been an evening to remember."
Statler: "Why?"
Waldorf: "I forgot."

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 4 Episode 18

Waldorf: "Do you think there's life in outer space?"
Statler: "There's certainly none in this theater."

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 4 Episode 17

Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.

Kermit der Frosch

Statler: "Bist Du bereit für den Weltuntergang?"
Waldorf: "Ja. Schlimmer als diese Show kann er nicht sein."

Statler: "Are you ready for the end of the world?"
Waldorf: "Sure! It couldn't be any worse than this show."

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 5 Episode 24

You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.

Kermit der Frosch - Before You Leap

Mücken

Listen everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? Well because, thanks to Walter here we tried. And if we failed, we failed together and to me that's not failing at all.

Kermit der Frosch

Statler: "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point."
Waldorf: "I hope so. Otherwise I would've bored half the audience half to death."
Statler: "You mean half the audience is still alive?"

Waldorf & Statler

I've got a dream too, but it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with.

Kermit der Frosch

Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."

Ernie & Bert - Staffel 1 Episode 2

Just because you haven't found your talent yet, doesn't mean you don't have one.

Kermit der Frosch

Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.

Krümelmonster

Kekse

Statler: "Is this movie in 3D?"
Waldorf: "Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been."

Waldorf & Statler

Waldorf: "Pay up, they made it through another one."
Statler: "Double or nothing on next week's show?"
Waldorf: "You're on."

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 1 Episode 6

Rico Rodriguez: "Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
Kermit: "Yes I am!"

Kermit der Frosch

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Statler: "I liked that last number."
Waldorf: "What did you like about it?"
Statler: "It was the LAST number."

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 3 Episode 6

Statler: "He was doing okay until he fell off the stage."
Waldorf: "Wrong. He was doing okay until he came on the stage."

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 2 Episode 15

Waldorf: "Yeah, whadya think?"
Statler: "Beats sitting home watching television."

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Gonzo: "Hey, Kermit, are you busy?"
Kermit: "Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute."
Gonzo: "What would I do with your ear?"
Kermit: "Van Gogh impressions."

Kermit der Frosch - Staffel 1 Episode 9

Sometimes me think, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "a friend is someone to share the last cookie with."

Krümelmonster

Kekse

Waldorf & Statler - Staffel 2 Episode 3

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It's like he's off "The Muppets", man, stuck between like, the Cookie Monster and Kermit the Frog. It's a mix of the two.

Travis Kelce - Oktober 2018, über Mahomes' Stimme

Patrick Mahomes

I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the Grouch. It's Muppety hair.

Matthew Gray Gubler

Oskar aus der Tonne

When The Muppet Show ended, we all sat around and said, what kind of television show would we like to do. We felt the need these days are for some quality children's programming.

Jim Henson

Was ist grün und stinkt nach Schwein?
Kermit's Mittelfinger

Harald Schmidt

Finger Mittelfinger

Beliebtheit sollte kein Maßstab für die Wahl von Politikern sein. Wenn es auf die Popularität ankäme, säßen Donald Duck und die Muppets längst im Senat.

Orson Welles

Donald Duck Politiker

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Die klügsten Menschen die ich kenne, sind im Inneren alle Kinder.

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.

Jim Henson

Kinder & Kindheit

Meine Hoffnung ist, dass ich diese Welt ein bisschen besser hinterlasse, als ich sie vorgefunden habe.

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here.

Jim Henson

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.

Krümelmonster in Sesamstraße

Kekse

[Asked why he lives in a trash can] Well, the rent is cheap and I love trash, so I figured I would be close to it if I lived in a trash can myself.

Oskar aus der Tonne in Sesamstraße

The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heute mache ich mal was für Bauch, Beine und Po.
Plätzchen!

Advent Kekse

[Bert] I love pigeons more than anything else in this world… besides oatmeal.

Ernie & Bert in Sesamstraße

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