Zitate und Sprüche aus Diary of a Wimpy Kid

One day I'm gonna be rich and famous. But for now, I'm stuck in middle school... surrounded by morons.

We're in middle school now. Don't you think it's time to start acting our age?

Yep, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be in therapy for this.

Here's what you need to know: Watch where you sit on the first day of school. Don't use the bathroom on the second floor. And finally, don't get the cheese touch. Because if you do, you might as well be dead.

First of all, this is a journal, not a diary. Tomorrow is the first day of middle school. But luckily, I'm not alone in this middle school thing. I've got my best friend, Rowley.