Zitate und Sprüche von Dev Shah

Zitate und Sprüche von Dev Shah

Rachel: "I barely remember anything from that night, except for that you're from South Carolina, you have a younger brother, your dad's a doctor, and you went to a public high school for students, gifted in math and science."
Dev: "Yeah. But don't you feel like those are just assumptions you can make about any Indian person?"
I feel like there should be an app that analyzes your tum and tells you what you want to eat.
Master of None - Staffel 1 Episode 10
Dev: "You see The Social Network? Max Minghella plays an Indian guy. He's white. They browned him up."
Ravi: "No no, I read he's one-sixteenth Indian."
Dev: "Who cares? If you go back far enough we're all one-sixteenth something. I'm probably one-sixteenth black. You think they're gonna let me play Blade?"
Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?
Master of None - Staffel 2
Your IMDb page is full of Indian stereotypes.

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Long term relationships are tough. You can't just expect a big, roaring fire right away, right? You know, you can't put the big logs in first. You start with the small stuff. Kindling, all right? Then you add that, then you put in the big logs and then you have a roaring fire. And that's a good relationship. But be careful, sometimes kindling is hard to find, you know? Good wood. So, don't take it for granted.
Why do they call it Plan B? I mean, is Plan A having the kid? That's a terrible plan.
Master of None - Staffel 1 Episode 1
"Did they live happily ever after?"
"I don't know about ever after, but they're pretty happy now."
Master of None - Staffel 1 Episode 9
No, I just wanted to do one dinner. I don't want, like, a serious relationship with my father.
Master of None - Staffel 1 Episode 2
Hab einen Austauschschüler aus Indien gefragt, was ihm in Deutschland bisher so aufgefallen ist. Er: "Wenn hier auf einem Lebensmittel 'sehr scharf' steht, könnte ich mir damit immer noch die Augen eincremen."
In Italien weiß man, dass man ein authentisches Restaurant gefunden hat, wenn es keine englischsprachige Karte gibt. In Indien, wenn es kein Besteck gibt und man mit den Händen essen muss.
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Aunties are older Indian women who have no blood-relation to you. But are allowed to have opinions about your life and all your shortcomings. And you have to be nice to them because you're Indian.
Indien... oder wie wir es mal genannt haben, Englands Gewürzschrank.
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Uns definiert nicht, was wir verlieren. Sondern was wir überleben.
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Es gibt zwei Dinge, die einen Tag gut machen können:
1. ausschlafen
2. lange aufbleiben
Es gibt 7 Tage, aber nur einen, an dem beide Qualitäten überlappen: Der Samstag!
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