Ah, I see you have the machine that goes "ping!". This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
Der Sinn des Lebens - Part I: The Miracle of Birth, von Hospital AdministratorObstetrician 1: "Get the EEG, the BP monitor, and the AVV."
Obstetrician 2: "And get the machine that goes 'ping!'."
Obstetrician 1: "And get the most expensive machine - in case the Administrator comes."
"Na, was machen wir heute morgen Schönes?"
"Das wird eine Geburt."
"Ah! Und was für eine Sache ist das?"
"Äh nun, das ist, wenn wir ein neues Baby aus dem Bauch einer Dame pulen."
"Wundervoll, was wir so alles können."
Der Hauptzweck des Vorspiels ist es, die Vagina schlüpfrig zu machen, auf dass es der nun einzudringen wünschende Penis leichter damit hat.
SexDer Sinn des Lebens - Part II: Growth and LearningAlso, nun kommt der Sinn des Lebens. Nun, es ist wirklich nichts Besonderes: Seien sie nett zu Ihren Nachbarn, vermeiden sie fettes Essen, lesen sie ein paar gute Bücher, machen sie Spaziergänge und versuchen sie in Frieden und Harmonie mit Menschen jeden Glaubens und jeder Nation zu leben.
Now, here's the meaning of life. Well, it's nothing very special: Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
Der Sinn des Lebens - The End of the FilmHalte deinen Mund Amerikaner! Ihr redet immer nur, ihr Amerikaner. Ihr redet und redet und ihr sagt, "Lass mich dir etwas sagen" und. "Ich möchte dir nur folgendes sagen". Aber nun seid ihr tot.
Shut up, you American! You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.
Der Sinn des Lebens - Part VII: DeathMaître-D': "Guden Abend, Sir. Wie ist das Befinden 'eute?"
Mr Creosote: "Besser."
Maître-D': "Besser?"
Mr Creosote: "Besser, wenn sie mir einen Eimer holen, ich muss kotzen."
Maître-D': "Good afternoon, sir. And how are we today?"
Mr Creosote: "Better."
Maître-D': "Better?"
Mr Creosote: "Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up."
So, remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
I killed fifteen of those buggers. Now, at home they'd hang me - here they'll give me a fing medal, sir!
Der Sinn des Lebens - Part III: Fighting Each OtherDemocracy and humanitarianism have always been trademarks of the British Army.
England & GroßbritannienDer Sinn des Lebens - Part III: Fighting Each OtherBut despite the efforts of Protestants to promote the idea of sex for pleasure, children continue to multiply everywhere.
Der Sinn des Lebens - Part I: The Miracle of BirthHindu, Taoist, Mormon spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their semen with more care
O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
The universe itself keeps expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whizz,
As fast as it can go,
At the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute,
And that's the fastest speed there is,
So, remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
