Zitate und Sprüche von David Sedaris

David Sedaris ist ein humoristischer US-amerikanischer Autor, Essayist und Radiomitarbeiter. Viel seines Witzes ist autobiographisch und bezieht sich auf seine große Familie, sein griechisches Erbe, seine verschiedenen Jobs, seine Erziehung und Beziehungen, Drogenmissbrauch, Homosexualität und sein Leben als Auswanderer in Frankreich mit seinem Partner Hugh.

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I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets and pretending to be me, but I don't know why.

- David Sedaris

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'

- David Sedaris

I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.

- David Sedaris

I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.

- David Sedaris

After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.

- David Sedaris