Zitate und Sprüche von Dave Attell

Welche beiden Dinge sind angeblich am gesündesten? Hühnchen und Fisch. Was solltest du also tun? Kombinier beides, iss einen Pinguin.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.

Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.