Zitate und Sprüche von Dana Carvey

I think there's a big price to pay for consciousness, knowing that it's all going to end and we're mortal. I envy dogs. They don't know they're getting old! And they don't know it's towards the end. I mean, they never think, 'I used to get by on 16 hours of sleep a day. Now, if I don't get 19, I'm a wreck.'

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles heel. But if you don't need money and you don't need fame, then you're free.

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

I always grew up with, 'Question authority.'

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

Most places would call it a crippling snowstorm. In Montana, we call it Tuesday.

This city is louder than a field of Montana grasshoppers. Y'know, the ones bigger than your thumb?

Montana girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Montana - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Mr. President, Ukraine did not "start" this war. Russia launched an unprovoked and brutal invasion claiming hundreds of thousands of lives. The Road to Peace must be built on the Truth.