Bier. Die temporäre Lösung aller Probleme.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
BierDan CastellanetaIt's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized... It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to... In L.A., I'm just another character actor.
Dan CastellanetaGetting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Dan CastellanetaI've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.
Dan CastellanetaI think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.
Dan Castellaneta