Zitate und Sprüche von Daffy Duck

Stan: "Ich kann zwar nicht sehr hoch springen, ich bin äußerst langsam..."
Silvester: "...und fett!"
Daffy: "...und ein Trottel!"

Stan: "I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow."
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"

If you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't.

I am a duck bent on self-preservation.

Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire!

Consequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich...

Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!

Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities.

I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible.

Bugs: "Now it's my turn to do an act."
Daffy: "Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage!"

Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.

Platz! Lasst die Starente durch!

Daffy: "You think she's got enough toys?"
Bugs: "Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?"
Daffy: "Yeah."
Bugs: "You ever see any money from all that stuff?"
Daffy: "Hah, not a cent!"
Bugs: "Hmm... me neither."
Daffy: "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!"

Michael: "Jemand muss zu mir gehen um meine Basketball Sachen zu holen."
Daffy: "In dein Haus? Ins 3D Land?"
Michael: "Und das wichtigste, vergesst nicht meine North Carolina Shorts!"
Daffy: "Deine Shorts vom College ?"
Michael: "Die hatte ich immer unter den Chicago Bulls Klamotten, bei jedem Spiel."
Looney Tunes: "Iiih!"
Michael: "Augenblick! Ich hab sie nach jedem Spiel gewaschen."
Daffy: "Hahaha... natürlich!"

Michael: "Don't forget my North Carolina shorts!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"

Michael: "Na klasse, die Bude ist ein Schweinestall."
Daffy: "Schweinestall! Ach, das bisschen Schmutz - etwas Spucke drauf, und in Sekunden ist die Bude wieder 1A!"