Zitate und Sprüche von Cris Collinsworth

Get your calculators out, this will be fun!

Most of the really stupid comments I've made in my years in Cincinnati are concerning bachelorhood.

I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick 'em a little bit.

High school girls love me. Fourteen to eighteen, I'm a big star with them.

For a football fan, there might be nothing better than watching a playoff game at Lambeau Field - and seeing it decided, dramatically, in overtime.

If you said, "What is the most important aspect of winning football games?" I don't think I could give you an answer to that question.

How much has spending most of the offseason in prison affected Jamal Lewis' poor start?.

I've always been a big fan of what Ron Rivera and Sean McDermott have been able to put together on the defensive side.

Trai Turner does some things that really turn your head.

Lots of guys have tried to impersonate John Madden and it just doesn't work.

Welcome to the broadcast booth, everybody, I'm Joe Buck along with a couple of guys that I like to call my friends... on Sundays. Troy Aikman and Cris Collinsworth.

Who Dey? Who Dey? Who Dey think gonna beat them Bengals? Nobody!

It is time. Time for a team that has risen from the ashes to become one of the most feared, dominant, absolutely electrifying teams in the NFL. Time to give their city their first Super Bowl win in franchise history. Ladies and gentlemen, the champions of the AFC... your Cincinnati Bengals!

I am a responsible parent and have always provided for my children. That fact cannot be disputed. I have made mistakes in my life, but failing to care for my children is not one of them.

If I'm going east and west, nothing's happening

Luckily, I have the good fortune of being on the same team as Ray Lewis. I dont have to face him on Sunday.

I never did have a team that I watched in my younger days.

In Oakland, Al Davis was a genius. We had Ron Wolff there, too, and he was a genius. There was no room for me to be a genius.

Lamar Jackson opening up, like Moses parting the Red Sea.

Troy Aikman: "That's a lot of jet fuel, just to do a little flyover."
Joe Buck: "That's your hard-earned money and your tax dollars at work."

It is a cool evening in the desert, but we're getting ready to heat it up. It's the New England Patriots and the Arizona Caridnals for you on a Monday night.

Losing doesn't eat at me the way it used to. I just get ready for the next play, the next game, the next season.

Just remember that nothing is as bad as it seems and nothing is as good as it sometimes appears.

As a leader of this team, I know this one's gonna hurt him. I'm sure he'll be really hard on himself. And he's just got to use it as fuel to continue to get better. I think that's very important to be the franchise quarterback that I expect him to be for a long time around here.

Scott Hanson: "If it comes down to it, Brock. It's late in the fourth quarter, are you prepared to disappoint Taylor Swift?"
Brock Purdy: "Yes."

We're not done, dawg, I want three!

Patrick Mahomes is my GOAT!

Congrats to the Kansas City Chiefs, MVP Patrick Mahomes, Coach Reid, Travis Kelce, Chris Jones, Mecole Hardman, and the rest of the champs for another Lombardi Trophy. Grace under pressure.

You gotta fight... for your right... to Lombaaardi!