Ich habe sie geliebt, sogar wenn ich sie gehasst habe... das verstehen Sie nur, wenn Sie verheiratet sind.
I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one.
Cal
Liz: "Der heiße Typ von neulich ist hier in der Bar."
Hannah: "Du störst beim Studieren!"
Liz: "Studier lieber, wie seine Schlafzimmerdecke aussieht!"
Hannah: "Du störst beim Studieren!"
Liz: "Studier lieber, wie seine Schlafzimmerdecke aussieht!"
Liz: "Hot guy from the bar who hit on you is here."
Hannah: "Liz, I'm studying."
Liz: "You should be studying the ceiling of his bedroom!"
Hannah: "Liz, I'm studying."
Liz: "You should be studying the ceiling of his bedroom!"
Jacob: "Bist du der milliardenschwere Boss von Apple, sag mal?"
Cal: "Nein."
Jacob: "Oh, ok. Also in diesem Fall hast du kein Recht, New Balance Sneaker zu tragen."
Cal: "Nein."
Jacob: "Oh, ok. Also in diesem Fall hast du kein Recht, New Balance Sneaker zu tragen."
Jacob: "Are you Steve Jobs?"
Cal: "What?"
Jacob: "Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?"
Cal: "No."
Jacob: "Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever."
Cal: "What?"
Jacob: "Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?"
Cal: "No."
Jacob: "Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever."
Jacob Palmer
1Ich möchte dir helfen, deine Männlichkeit wiederzufinden. Hast du eine Ahnung, wo sie verloren gegangen ist?
I'm going to help you find your manhood. Do you have any idea where you might have lost it?
Jacob Palmer
Ich werde niemals aufgeben. Denn hast du die eine gefunden, gibst du niemals auf.
I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one, you never give up.
Cal
Zieh dein Hemd aus...- f-k! Ist das Dein ernst? Du siehst aus wie gephotoshopped!
Will you take off your shirt...- f-k! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!
Hannah
Die Haut unter Deinen Augen sieht langsam aus wie Hugh Hefners Sack.
The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.
Jacob Palmer
Ich weiß gar nicht, ob ich dir helfen oder dich notschlachten soll.
I don't know whether to help you or euthanize you.
Jacob Palmer
Jacob: "Jetzt erzähl mal, mit wie vielen Frauen du zusammen warst."
Cal: "Sexuell?"
Jacob: "Ja. Nein, was denkst du denn, in der Tanzstunde?"
Cal: "Sexuell?"
Jacob: "Ja. Nein, was denkst du denn, in der Tanzstunde?"
Jacob: "Let's talk about how many women you've been with."
Cal: "Sexually?"
Jacob: "Yeah, no, I mean break-dance fighting."
Cal: "Sexually?"
Jacob: "Yeah, no, I mean break-dance fighting."
Jacob Palmer
Der Geschlechterkampf ist entschieden. Wir haben gewonnen, und zwar in dem Moment, in dem Frauen Stangentanz als Fitnessprogramm entdeckt haben.
The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.
Jacob Palmer
Ich hatte neulich eine, die hat ständig geredet. Das war, als hätte ich Sex mit den beiden Alten der Muppets Show.
Jacob Palmer
Cal: "How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: "Crème Brûlée."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: "Crème Brûlée."
Jacob: "Sie sagen oft 'nein', oder?"
Hannah: "Nein."
Hannah: "Nein."
Hannah
I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.
Jacob Palmer
Letzte Woche, als ich dir gesagt habe, ich müsste länger arbeiten, da war ich allein in dem neuen Twilight-Film. Ich weiß nicht, wieso ich das getan hab. Es war so furchtbar.
When I told you when I had to work late? I really went to go see the new Twilight movie by myself, and it was so bad.
Emily
Cal: "I was supposed to say that you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. Which is actually something that I used to say to my wife, but now it's become corrupted and I have eighteen layers of clothes on. I'm wearing a shirt and a tie and a sweater and a suede jacket that just seals in all the heat. Seals in all the juices. I'm just... it's all sweat under here. This is just sweat from here down. I'm... this sweater, this is called slim cut, but it feels like a scuba suite and I'm looking at your breasts. What's that about?"
Kate: "You think I'm the perfect combination of sexy and cute?"
Cal: "That's what you picked up from what I just said?"
Kate: "You think I'm the perfect combination of sexy and cute?"
Cal: "That's what you picked up from what I just said?"
Cal
Das Problem ist, dass dein Kopf in etwa so die Form einer großen Erdnuss hat.
You see, the problem is, your head is like the proportions of a styrofoam peanut.
Jacob Palmer
Hannah: "I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar."
Jacob: "Jacob."
Hannah: "Jacob! Sorry, Jacob..."
Jacob: "Do people still say 'bang'?"
Hannah: "I do. And we're gonna bang!"
Jacob: "Jacob."
Hannah: "Jacob! Sorry, Jacob..."
Jacob: "Do people still say 'bang'?"
Hannah: "I do. And we're gonna bang!"
Hannah
Ich bin geheimnisvoll, und, na ja, gut im Bett. Und du bist, ähm... du bist ein... ein vernünftiger Erwachsener, mit einem Job.
You're as ready as you're ever gonna be. You play your strengths, Pal. That's all any of us can do. I'm mysterious, I'm, you know, good in bed and you're - you are... you know, a stable employed adult.
Jacob Palmer
Kate: "Was willst du mit mir anstellen?"
Cal: "Ich will dich meiner Exfrau zeigen und sie total eifersüchtig machen."
Cal: "Ich will dich meiner Exfrau zeigen und sie total eifersüchtig machen."
Kate: "What do you want to do with me?"
Cal: "I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous."
Cal: "I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous."
Cal
Cal: "Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced?"
Cal's Boss: "Amy heard you crying in the bathroom; we all thought it was cancer."
Cal: "Oh."
Cal's Boss: "Thank God, man!"
Cal's Boss: "Amy heard you crying in the bathroom; we all thought it was cancer."
Cal: "Oh."
Cal's Boss: "Thank God, man!"
Cal
Siehst du, was jetzt passiert ist, Cal? Du hast den Mund aufgemacht, und schon weiß Tiffany nicht mehr, ob sie mit dir schlafen will.
Jacob: "You see that, Cal? As soon as you opened your mouth, Tiffany starting doubting whether she wanted to sleep with you anymore."
Cal: "That's probably the meanest thing anyone's every said to me."
Cal: "That's probably the meanest thing anyone's every said to me."
Cal
Ich bin sehr wütend auf dich. Ich bin wütend über das, was du getan hast. Aber auch auf mich selber. Ich hätte nicht aus dem Auto springen sollen. Ich hätte kämpfen sollen um dich. Man kämpft um die Frau seines Lebens.
I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates.
Cal
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Critics can be your most important friend. I don't read criticism of my stuff only because when it's bad, it's rough-and when it's good, it's not good enough.
Erwachsen zu werden heißt auch, Verantwortung für seine Erfolge und Misserfolge zu übernehmen. Man kann nicht einfach andere verantwortlich machen oder eifersüchtig sein. Den Erfolg anderer als eigenen Misserfolg anzusehen, ist eine kranke Art zu leben.
Part of being a man is learning to take responsibility for your successes and for your failures. You can't go blaming others or being jealous. Seeing somebody else's success as your failure is a cancerous way to live.
I really believe that all of us have a lot of darkness in our souls. Anger, rage, fear, sadness. I don't think that's only reserved for people who have horrible upbringings. I think it really exists and is part of the human condition. I think in the course of your life you figure out ways to deal with that.
Ein guter Regisseur schafft eine Umgebung, die die Schauspieler zum Fliegen motiviert.
A good director creates an environment, which gives the actor the encouragement to fly.
Arizona ist der schlimmste Ort um den Sommer zu verbringen - dort ist es 50° heiß.
Arizona is the worst place to spend the summer - it's like 125 degrees.
Nur weil ich keinen College Abschluss habe, heißt das nicht, dass ich nicht klug bin!
Just because I don't have a college degree doesn't mean I am not smart!
I really like grammar. And spelling. I was a spelling-bee kid. I'm hard-core about grammar.
Comedy's my first love. I love that so much. You play comedy in drama, too. The difference between genres doesn't really change the method of acting.
Das beste am Erwachsensein ist das Recht, sich immer und überall Süßigkeiten zu kaufen.
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.
It's not easy to leave your hometown and your family and your support system and come out to Los Angeles to - to pursue a dream where the odds are not in your favor.
I never was that boy who loved gangster films, but when I was growing up, I was obsessed with the detective Dick Tracy. It was one of my favourite movies as a kid, and he really inspired me. I would have loved to be part of that golden age of Hollywood in the 1940s. It made me want to become an actor.
You can only be yourself, and it sounds cheesy, but when it comes to filmmaking, there's really nowhere to hide.
My father was a military judge, and my mother was a psychiatric social worker. My brother and sister and I were moved around constantly, in and outside the U.S., living in Germany for much of our teens.
Within childhood behaviors, there are known behaviors; there's teasing and there's name-calling, and different kinds of things happen as kids start to socialize. And then there's serious bullying, and then there's actual aggression and behavioral problems. But you can't put it all under the tent of bullying.
My life may be a pretty crazy life at times, but it's a very privileged one - being able to earn a good living doing what you love. Not many people have such an opportunity.
I've got more freckles than just about anybody. My children didn't get them, thankfully. They have tiny little freckles.
Große Entwicklungen in Unternehmen kommen nie von einer Person. Sie sind das Produkt eines Teams.
Great things in business are never done by one person. They're done by a team of people.
Den Moment leben, dabei an die Zukunft denken und sich an die Vergangenheit erinnern: Darin sehe ich meine Erfüllung.
Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.
Könnte ich an einem besseren Ort und glücklicher sein, als ich es heute bin? Ich glaube nicht.
Could I be in a better place and happier than I am today? I don't think so.
Jede Art von Glück ist besser als jemandem nachzutrauern, den man nicht haben kann.
Leah Clearwater in Twilight
11Nur vom Baum der Erkenntnis, des Guten und des Bösen, von dem darfst du nicht essen, denn sobald du davon issest, musst du sterben.
Bella Swann in Twilight
6So ist es eben: Liebe plus Zeit minus Distanz gleich Hass.
It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.
Louis C. K. - 2017
1Gerald Broflovski: "Jetzt reichts aber, ich geh zur Polizei!"
Stan: "Wieso?"
Gerald Broflovski: "Um rauszufinden wo Apple meinen Sohn festhält."
Stan: "Alter, wenn die Polizei rausfinden will wo jemand ist, dann fragen sie Apple!"
Stan: "Wieso?"
Gerald Broflovski: "Um rauszufinden wo Apple meinen Sohn festhält."
Stan: "Alter, wenn die Polizei rausfinden will wo jemand ist, dann fragen sie Apple!"
Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"
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2Never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.
Du siehst aus als hätt'st du Schläge kassiert
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Ich hab dein Bild bei Photoshop geöffnet und es hat sich deinstalliert
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37Der [Fernseher] muss so richtig groß sein. So groß, dass wenn die Frau nach Hause kommt, sie direkt die Scheidung einreicht. Also zwei Fliegen mit einer Klatsche.
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