Zitate und Sprüche von Chris Pontius

Sie sagen, dass Polen das Mexiko Europas ist. Keine Ahnung, was das heißt, aber mir gefällt's.

They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.

That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.

Hi, I'm Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them.