Zitate und Sprüche von Chris Farley

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

In the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king.