Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.
- Chris FarleyBasically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.
- Chris FarleyEveryone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.
- Chris FarleyThe point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
- Chris FarleyIn the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king.
- Chris Farley