Zitate und Sprüche von Chieftain Olav

Where's that miserable slave who's responsible for my fireplace? It's freezing in here. I like it more temperate.

We've come so far technologically that we no longer know how anything works. Everyone sends ravens, but no one knows how it really works. If all the technology suddenly disappeared, we'd be pretty much left high and dry.

It's not about the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.

I think my assicle has fallen asleep.

All we can do is just follow the sun. Since the sun always points south, we just have to trust it.

Nine out of ten concerns are completely unfounded.

You're just in time to be too late.

Keep your friends close and your enemies a little bit further away.

They say the first thing to go when you lose your hands is your fine motor skills.

There's no better feeling than doing backbreaking work for someone else without pay.

The sea giveth and the sea taketh away. And this time the sea... tooketh... my sword.

Look at me, I'm actually 18 years old but I look 40!

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.